The Oven Mitt

When a man, instead of fingering a girl using the schocker or a little two-finger action, using all four fingers and putting the thumb in the asshole. This makes the form of a mitten, or "oven mitt"



Oven Mitt

by jpg3 on May 15, 2010 03:38:34

After using the restroom to relieve oneself this is a process of using an excessive amount of toilet paper and wrapping it around ones hand repeatedly so the end result resembles an oven mitt, usually performed by overweight persons having large rearends and requiring extra tissue paper than average sized individuals.
Example:
John clogged the toilet again because he uses the Oven Mitt method to wipe.


Oven Mitts

by Spuds McVest on Jun 23, 2013 04:12:49

Nickname of Kelly Gray, former Myth/Queensryche guitar player, producer, and current guitar player for Geoff Tate. The term was coined initially to describe the absolutely wretched, bumbling style of Kelly's guitar playing and has since become a moniker. Also referred to simply as "Mitts" for short.
Example:
"Kelly Gray plays guitar like he's wearing a pair of oven mitts."


oven mitt

by spacepirate on Jan 29, 2009 14:41:48

A sexual act when a man shoves his hand into a woman's asshole and then inserts his penis into her vagina while in doggie style. The man then jacks himself off through her colon with his hand still in the anus.
Example:
I gave that bitch the oven mitt last night.


Oven Mitt

by Rolostats on Oct 29, 2011 01:07:56

1. A large mitten used to protect one's hand when reaching into a hot oven. Conveniently, can be worn on either the left or right hand.

2. A dull former governor from Massachusetts with very little conviction. Conveniently, at some point in his career he will embrace both sides of an issue ... the left and the right.
Example:
1. Mary used an oven mitt to remove the cookies from the oven.

2. Oven Mitt Romney changes his views as often as a baby needs to change diapers ... and they are both full of shit.


Polish Oven Mitt

by NaughtyKielbasa69 on Dec 27, 2019 12:50:24

When you bake a kielbasa at 350° F for 15 minutes, then broil on high for 5 additional minutes. Proceed to pick up the kielbasa with designated “Polska” embroidered oven mitt and tenderly insert into lover’s dupa while whispering “gołabki”
Example:
“Honey, it’s cold out tonight. I could really use a Polish oven mitt”


Chinese Oven Mitt

by Hodenkrieg on Jun 13, 2009 11:31:04

When during an oriental massage, the masseuse or masseur attempts to or successfully puts their fist into the client's anal cavity.
Example:
Derek: How did your massage go dude?

Brandon: shit man, I payed for a happy ending and she tried to give me the Chinese Oven Mitt!


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