mitt
by EvilQueenofHardTechno on Aug 30, 2012 03:38:05
{verb}: The involuntary
groaning sound made when
squeezing out a turd whilst
constipated.
A mitt both is an onomatopaea and a shortened version of emmitting.
Example:
"
what's that sound coming from the toilet? it sounds like miiiiiiittttt?"
"oh, that's just johnny mitt-ing a
turd out, he ate too much
spinach yesterday"
the mitt
by Bernard 2.0 on Feb 05, 2012 11:46:17
When warranted,
the mitt serves as an act of due reward, or deserved fate. Technically speaking, the mitt incurs a slap from
bare hand to facial cheek.
The mitt can be used as both retaliation and instigation. Public and private
mitts connote varying degrees of severity (deficit).
Example:
"Ben really
blew it last night. He was in the
deficit, so I gave him the mitt of his life."
"I called this guy at 207-215-7195, and the next thing I knew, well... let's
just leave it at that."
the mitts
by Rich LeFevre on Mar 03, 2009 08:00:16
A term used to describe a hot person. Derived from the saying "She's so hot you have to take her out with
oven mitts." This term is reminiscent of old sayings like "
the bee's knees" or "
the cat's pajamas." Since its creation, it has been adapted to refer to anything that is very good or cool.
Example:
About a hot person:
Terrence: Did you see that smokin' hot girl
freak dancing on me?
Nicholas: Yeah she was the mitts.
About anything:
Daniel: Dear God. Look at the size of that
broadsword. I must have it.
Nicholas: Yeah, that thing is the mitts.
Mitt
by yolomybrolo on Sep 03, 2018 18:52:18
Example:
1. Aye all
the Mitts should go hang out in town sometime
2. My
mitt is such a cutie, I wonder when he'll ask me out
3. Damn have you seen
Jacobs mitt, hottie alert