mitt

Unit of currency equal to $10,000



mitt
{verb}: The involuntary groaning sound made when squeezing out a turd whilst constipated.

A mitt both is an onomatopaea and a shortened version of emmitting.
Example:
"what's that sound coming from the toilet? it sounds like miiiiiiittttt?"

"oh, that's just johnny mitt-ing a turd out, he ate too much spinach yesterday"


mitt
man + tit = mitt!!!
Example:
Gee,you can see our choir directors mitts right through that white shirt! hee hee!


the mitt
When warranted, the mitt serves as an act of due reward, or deserved fate. Technically speaking, the mitt incurs a slap from bare hand to facial cheek. The mitt can be used as both retaliation and instigation. Public and private mitts connote varying degrees of severity (deficit).
Example:
"Ben really blew it last night. He was in the deficit, so I gave him the mitt of his life."

"I called this guy at 207-215-7195, and the next thing I knew, well... let's just leave it at that."


the mitts
A term used to describe a hot person. Derived from the saying "She's so hot you have to take her out with oven mitts." This term is reminiscent of old sayings like "the bee's knees" or "the cat's pajamas." Since its creation, it has been adapted to refer to anything that is very good or cool.
Example:
About a hot person:
Terrence: Did you see that smokin' hot girl freak dancing on me?
Nicholas: Yeah she was the mitts.

About anything:
Daniel: Dear God. Look at the size of that broadsword. I must have it.
Nicholas: Yeah, that thing is the mitts.


Mitt
When you and someone have a thing together. A unofficial couple that aren't dating yet but you know they are taken. Word commonly used as kiwi slang.
Example:
1. Aye all the Mitts should go hang out in town sometime
2. My mitt is such a cutie, I wonder when he'll ask me out

3. Damn have you seen Jacobs mitt, hottie alert


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