oven mitt
A sexual act when a man shoves his hand into a woman's asshole and then inserts his penis into her vagina while in
doggie style. The man then
jacks himself off through her
colon with his hand still in the anus.
oven mitt
by Niggslayer on Nov 11, 2004 08:36:17
oven mitt
by whowearsshortshorts on Mar 30, 2010 10:48:07
Oven Mitt
by jpg3 on May 15, 2010 03:38:34
After using the restroom to
relieve oneself this is a process of using an excessive amount of toilet paper and wrapping it around ones hand repeatedly so the end result resembles an
oven mitt, usually performed by overweight persons having large rearends and requiring extra
tissue paper than average sized individuals.
Oven Mitts
by Spuds McVest on Jun 23, 2013 04:12:49
Nickname of Kelly Gray, former Myth/
Queensryche guitar player, producer, and current guitar player for
Geoff Tate. The term was coined initially to describe the absolutely wretched, bumbling style of Kelly's guitar playing and has since become a moniker. Also referred to simply as "
Mitts" for short.
The Oven Mitt
by ovenmitter on Dec 21, 2008 15:20:04
When a man, instead of fingering a girl using the schocker or a little two-finger action, using
all four fingers and putting the thumb in the asshole. This makes the form of a
mitten, or "
oven mitt"
Oven Mitt
by Rolostats on Oct 29, 2011 01:07:56
1. A large
mitten used to protect one's hand when reaching into a
hot oven. Conveniently, can be worn on either the left or right hand.
2. A dull former governor from Massachusetts with very little
conviction. Conveniently, at some point in his career he will embrace both sides of an issue ... the left and the right.
Example:
1. Mary used an
oven mitt to remove
the cookies from the oven.
2.
Oven Mitt Romney changes his views as often as a baby needs to change diapers ... and they are both full of shit.
Oven Mitt
by Soul Drayden on Oct 31, 2018 22:10:49
Example:
After
Jennifer received an Oven Mitt from Tommy she said "Send my
regards to the
chef!"
dutch oven mitt
by Camille...tcc on Jun 11, 2007 15:08:29
Polish Oven Mitt
by NaughtyKielbasa69 on Dec 27, 2019 12:50:24
When you bake a kielbasa at 350° F for 15 minutes, then
broil on high for 5 additional minutes. Proceed to pick up the kielbasa with designated “
Polska” embroidered oven mitt and tenderly insert into lover’s
dupa while whispering “gołabki”