Goldilocking Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Goldilocking

You let yourself into the homes of your friends or adult siblings when they are not home, and you eat their food and sleep in their bed. After Goldilocks & the 3 Bears.

Goldilocked

by TheHannburger on Aug 04, 2009 17:00:43

Remember when Goldilocks went to the bears house and ate the porridge? One was too hot, one was too cold, and one was just right, etc, etc. Goldilocked (The Goldilocks Effect) is when something/someone is just right.

Example:
"Omg dude! I found the perfect burger."
"Oh real?"
"Yeah! Not too much sauce.. Heaps of cheese.."
"Oh mean!"
"Yeah bro."
"That burger sounds goldilocked as."

Goldilocks

by WaveZ3000 on Oct 04, 2017 05:13:20

A nickname commonly given to women with blond hair, or someone with a curious personality much like the real goldilocks

Example:
Goldilocks is my best friend

goldilocks

by Anthony Sheppard on Jun 24, 2005 12:56:22

v. to goldilocks: to try out multiple options or variations, often without paying for any or all of them, until one finds one that is "just right"

Example:
She goldilocksed her way around the theater until she found a seat she liked.

He was so, like, goldilocksing through the pants rack and now I have to fold them all.

I've never been here before, so I'll just goldilocks until I find a sweet spot.

After all of the goldilocksing of tracks, he found his favorite song and acquired quite an eclection of music.

goldilocks

by Jankee on Jul 16, 2014 09:39:27

(adj.) not too big, not too small, just right. often in reference to body part.

phrases:
goldilocks cock
(n.) a penis that is not too big, not too small, but just the right length and girth

goldilocks bod
(n.) a well-toned body that is not too scrawny or overly muscular

Example:
His goldilocks cock was well beyond average.

She lustfully admired his goldilocks bod.

goldilocks

by computerblue on Jul 09, 2005 10:33:37

1.A woman who prefers the company of fat, hairy gay men.
2.A fag-hag for bears.

Example:
She always hangs out with hairy, fat gay guys, she's a goldilocks.

GOLDILOCKS

by J.W. Henderson on Nov 21, 2007 05:36:16

Adjective : Describes Something, Such As An Object Or Idea, As "Just Right".

Example:
Jessica Biel's ass is Goldilocks, yo. Not too big, not to small, but just right.

Goldilocks

by Ben.... on Apr 20, 2011 06:55:46

A good looking fit bird that goes for average boys, instead of popular boys.

Example:
Girl 1: Babe, why are you going out with him? You're way too good.
Girl 2: He's perfect <3
Girl 1: Pfft, Goldilocks much?

Goldilocks

by foonist66 on Jun 30, 2011 16:28:55

Derogatory slang word used by the more refined English teachers in France. Most often used when giving opinions about ministerial edicts.

Example:
What a load of goldilocks.

Goldilocks

by Deacon23 on Sep 18, 2010 01:06:20

Verb. To goldilocks is to steal something that doesn't belong to you. Often, it refers to the theft of something left unattended, frequently food or drink.

Example:
Hey, who goldilocksed my sandwich? I left it right there!

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