The Runway

A place where aircraft takes off/ landsAND NOT FUCKING BETWEEN PEOPLE'S GENITALIA



Runway
The recorded programming remaining on your Tivo after you've paused live TV for the purpose of fast forwarding through upcoming commercials.
Example:
"Dude, do you have enough runway to skip the commercials in this Golden Girls?"

"Sorry dude, the runway is short so we're lagging by a minute"

or

"I really want to watch this episode of The Golden Girls uninterrupted but I only paused my Tivo for 5 minutes so I don't have enough runway."


on the runway
Meaning a gay male who is very flamboyant in dress and attitude. Not a transvestite, but a guy who adds feminine touches and acts like a female. His wrists are also very loose.
Example:
That guy wearing the pink scarf and wearing the vaseline on his lips is so on the runway.


Runway
The action when a male takes a shit, and does not wipe on purpose. Then walkin carefully to a drunk bitch, or a freaky sober bitch, and proceeding with a Teabag. (the Sticking of both a Males Testicles in the oral oriface of the female). The male then rocks back and forth on the females chest, leaving a skidmark of shit, commonly referred to as "The Runway"
Example:
She's passed out dude, go take a shit and give her the Runway.


TP Runway
A term for the preemptive placement of toilet paper from the pubis to the chest to catch one's ejaculum while masturbating.
Example:
Danny: "Hey man, you have any dirty socks for me to use? I just got the new Sasha Grey flick."

Noah: "No sorry, I just did my laundry but I just got back from Sam's so I have plenty of ammo for making a tp runway if you want."


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