own goal

In reference to soccer, when someone scores an own goal. Used when someone does an action against someone else that backfires.



own goal
n. a fart so obnoxious, that even he who dealt it cannot stay in its presence.
Example:
shot an own goal there didn't cha?


Own goal
A careless act of breaking wind, where the culprit is trapped by location or circumstance and is forced to suffer the scent of their own flatulence in unhappy solitude. Possible locations include an elevator, an office cubicle, or a sleeping bag.
Example:
Adam had just sat down to watch Suits when an abdominal rumble rippled through his digestive system. He leaned back and released a mighty cloud, which went on to punish his olfactory receptors mercilessly. "Fuck," thought Adam, "That was an own goal."


own goal perk
An immature soccer goalie who makes funny noises when scoring an own goal. Normally a useless but dramatic save.

A goalie who normally scores own goals in soccer.

Definition of own goals- he scores goals on his own team while being in goal.

The goalie may sometimes have a hyper/competitive mom.
Example:
God dammit Perk you scored on our own team!(Player 1)
Our fucking goalie sucks! (Player 2)
Perk why did you kick it into our goal! (Player 3)
What a dumbass goalie! (Soccer Mom)
Parker that's 5 laps damnit! (Coach)
Perk argues with reff. and earns a yellow card...
Perk lies on the ground with the ball in his own goal, crying.
This is an own goal perk.
I quit coach... Perk! Perk!


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