The Catamaran

Similar to when a catamaran blows its horn as it docks at bay, The Catamaran occurs when a penis is inserted into the anus of a female companion. At the time of penetration, the female flagellates, thus creating the "horn blowing" effect that takes place when the "catamaran" docks. If defacation occurs during the "horn blow" The Catamaran would then be known as "The Black Pearl".



Catamaran
A euphemism for the act of "motorboating" a woman's outer labia/labium, in order to achieve sexual pleasure.
Example:
Oh man I totally gave my girlfriend a catamaran last night, she loved it!


catamaraned
Verb. Taking something normal and turning it into magnificence.
Example:
Wow, Melissa really catamaraned that vacation when she upgraded to first class and bought the spa package.

Adding sprinkles to a basic cupcake.
Turning that old tee shirt into a bitching tank.
Calling in sick and taking a spa day.
Convincing your boyfriend to work out regularly. gains upgrade


Catamaran
1. A sailing boat that has two parallel hulls held together by a single deck.
2. Raft
3. A quarrelsome woman; a vixen.
Example:
She was a terrible catamaran, always viciously gossiping and bullying everyone.


Catamaran sailor
people who sail catamarans, usually the 2nd most insane type of sailor. automatically classed as sexy/hot no matter what they look like due to the immense coolness of catamarans.
Example:
girl1: that guy is so hot!
girl2: who, that guy? he's not hot! i'd be surprised if he could pull a whale
girl1: he's a catamaran sailor!
girl2: oh, god i'd let him fuck me like theres no tommorow!


Tahitian Catamaran
When oral sex is performed on a male while sitting upon a bidet. The water is flushed between thine ass cheeks emulating the effect of water upon the catamaran hulls (i.e. Each ads cheek represents an individual hull and each male had two ass cheeks).
Example:
Mr. Crowley, I do say, Mrs. Addison came upon a most peculiar site the other eve. Whilst checking on the neighbors house, a natural request when one leaves town for an extended period of time, she stumbled upon two teenagers engaging in a most bizarre sexual act. if I am to understand her description clearly, she articulated that the male of the duo was perched upon the bidet whilst the perceived female was performjng fellatio upon his man sheath, or penis. I believe she called it a"Tahitian Catamaran".


Catamaran
Similar to a Dutch rudder but even less gay (not that there's anything gay about a Dutch rudder). Two guys stand side by side with their hands holding their own penis's, a girl stands facing them, she holds their wrists and pulls them back and forth. The shape resembles a catamaran.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude, have you seen the lats on Fiona?
Guy 2: Yeah she's been working on them pretty hard in the gym cause she's in a catamaran with Alan and Gareth
Guy 1: Damn I'd love to be those guys


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