The goggles

They do nothing!



the goggles
What someone says when they see something grotesque or an extremely ugly person.

Originated from The Simpsons
Example:
"Hey Johnny, did you know Rosie O'Donnell starred on Playboy, it's right here"

"THE GOGGLES!!! THEY DO NOTHING!!!!"


Goggle
v. To look at a problem and think up a solution; to come up with a date, name, etc. based on one's personal store of acquired knowledge.

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Example:
I find this problem to be vexacious! I think I'll Google it.

No no. I'll goggle it. It'll be quicker and I'll get to lord it over you.

Thanks.


Goggling
A rare sexual act in where the male places his testicles on top of the females eye lids. The female then blinks intensely causing her eyelashes to gently brush the skin of the testicles.
Example:
Me and my wife prefer goggling over oral sex.


goggles
Something you put on figuratively when you go to a place with very low quality women for an extended period of time. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale, sort of like a curve on a test. So if a 6 is the best around, she starts looking like a 10 and a 4 will start looking like a 7 or 8. A girl who at first appears tore up from the floor up will eventually improve to nothing to write home about as the goggles set in. It's an altered state of perception.
Example:
When Will first came to UC-Berkeley and saw all the nappy-dreaded hippie beast women the school had to offer, he thought he'd never find anything to beat up. But eventually, after the goggles finally took effect, he found himself bringing home a new swamp donkey every night and loving every minute of it.


Goggle
Goggle or Goggle.com is a website that typosquats users from "Google.com". It is known to load spyware and malware on your computer.
Example:
N00b: -types in "goggle.com" instead of "google"-
Person: YOU JUST GOT A VIRUS ON MY COMPUTER
Computer: -starts having a BSOD-
N00b: -starts crying-


Goggle
A term used in the West Indies & other Caribbean islands that means giving head, blow job, etc.
Example:
"Gal yuh never goggle,Yuh never goggle suh him caan tell him friend nuttin" Tanya Stephens.

The song jus says don't give a guy head because he will talk about you later, he won;t respect you, etc.


Goggling
Derived from the term "Beer Goggles", which is the enhancement of one's visual appearance aided by alcohol, and "oogling", which is checking out a member of the opposite sex.
The term means, that when said individual is intoxicated and is checking out a member of the opposite sex, but isn't sure if this person is actually attractive or if they are just too drunk.
Example:
George: What are you doing?
Tim: Checking out the broads
George: Dude! They're so butch! Looks like your goggling again


GOGGLED
The art of placing ones scrotum aka (balls,Testicles) onto anothers eyes with just enough pressure so that equal coverage is applied across bridge of the nose simmulating GOGGLES!
Example:
Did that girl just have balls on her face? No man she just got Goggled!


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