dick monkey
A dick monkey is a male or female who unabashedly travels from man to man for the single purpose of using their dick for their own personal pleasure without regard to loyalty, freindship, morality, etc.Dick Monkey
Example:
Brandon: Do you hear about Cody?
Sam: What about him?
Brandon: He broke up with Tom to go out with Jim
Sam: He is such a dick monkey!
Brandon: Do you hear about Cody?
Sam: What about him?
Brandon: He broke up with Tom to go out with Jim
Sam: He is such a dick monkey!
Dick monkey
Dick monkey
Dick monkey
A way of referring to someone who is a real pain in the ass. This expression can be used for anyone as long as they are annoying you. The words 'dick' and 'monkey' must be separated in some way (usually by a space) and cannot be one word. The word 'monkey' comes from the constant child-like behavior from a Dick Monkey.
sneak dick monkey
In nature when the alpha male is mating with the females of his choice, the sneek dick monkeys come up from behind to mate the females when the alpha is not looking.
Example:
My supposed homeboy pulled a sneak dick monkey on me and tried to get at my girl when I was out of town....
My supposed homeboy pulled a sneak dick monkey on me and tried to get at my girl when I was out of town....
Bitch Dick Monkey
Ridiculously tall asian guy. Answers to Vo, Mwaymond. Likes oreo truffles. the best biffle in the entire world.
Example:
no one knows why the fuck bitch dick monkeys are so damn tall, but they're just so awesome that you'd be willing to make them a bomb prom poster.
no one knows why the fuck bitch dick monkeys are so damn tall, but they're just so awesome that you'd be willing to make them a bomb prom poster.
monkey dick
Example:
your such a monkey dick
your such a monkey dick
monkey dicking
When a female has a strong hold of a "penis" and won't let go till she has a firm grasp of the next "penis" in line.