The laws Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

The laws

Your spouse's brother's/sister's spouse. Basically someone who will never be related to your kids, so you don't have to give a shit about. The feeling is mutual.

Law's Law

by MonsieurLaw on Dec 06, 2011 14:55:18

A mathematical equation representing productivity (especially on all nighters). It is as following:

P = (1/C*S)(E)

Where P is productivity, C is the catchiness of the song playing, S is sleepiness, and E is energy drinks consumed in the last hour.

Example:
Bro 1: Man, I had a shitton of homework last night.
Bro 2: Did you at least get it all done?
Bro 1: Law's Law, bro.

By law

by malignanttumour on May 14, 2019 09:21:40

Another word for "technically."

Example:
Teacher: You didn't show your work on the homework
Student: It doesn't say "show your work," so by law I don't have to

Will-Law

by ChaiKittyBurps on Jul 14, 2021 06:07:30

The act in which you are brutally honest with a friend, mainly about their crush/partner etc., as they're blinded by their own 'romantic' feelings. No feelings are spared just cos you're friends.

Example:
"I am gonna Will-Law you. He is not worth it, he's just plain rude."

In-Laws

by This is crazy on Apr 01, 2013 02:50:23

People who don't like you and are constantly talking about you, spreading slander on Urban Dictionary!

Example:
Oh, you haven't met (insert word) until you've met my in-laws!

In-law

by Wedding Crasher on Aug 04, 2010 11:40:57

Someone who will be a prime suspect after your murder. Usually mother-In-laws are the worst, not because of their hatred of you, but because the will question you to death.

Example:
Stereotypical veteran father-in-law: "Let me show you my M14."

Mother-in-law: "You should take better care of the kids, they're only 21 you know."

law

by Walex on Dec 11, 2003 12:39:25

The defintion of this word has been removed since it has been deemed unlawful to display it in public domain, under ammendment 15th to the convention treaty of 1987.

See section 7B for further details.

Example:
<censored> has recently been used against the in order to demonstrate the of .

law

by A Box of Signs on Oct 15, 2009 14:02:49

A code of conduct to which everyone is held accountable but nobody is expected to understand in the first place, which is furthermore created by the same class of people who charge an arm and a leg to interpret it whenever it must be applied.

Example:
Disclaimer: As you are accountable under the law and failure to act in compliance with it may cost you your life, liberty and/or property, do NOT attempt to act, live or exist, nor to refrain from acting, living or existing under the law without the advice of a licensed attorney.

the law

by southerngirl on Feb 27, 2004 00:28:46

Law enforcement agents, most often the police.

Example:
Call the law, they shooting!

laws

by APfromMSP on Aug 10, 2006 13:51:03

Things that are meant to be broken.

Example:
I broke a whole mess of laws today: DUI, possession of narcotics, and sodomy.

Elsewhere

Latest Searches

Big Ugly, love sandwich, Mirza, Wild and Crazy, Pierrot, FM, pouches, amateurish, Frothy Mixture, user, the horse, triology, CapriSun, the ironman, speedos, smooshed, Koran, Jingles, you sleep, revenge arc, fan boy, Blunt and Blunt, usoppism, island island, unraveling, ass ninjas, PusSe, docking station, devils threeway, BF2, hype-man, Extended Play, suds, Sorry-ass punk, Gang Starr, rich woman, Haters be learners, the bands, Old Greg, math book, Oct 7, arian, tragic gay, Golden Corral, 3 day, tint, pleasure hole, old mother hubbard, Two Dads, smack down, KickThePJ, baders, MEGA GAY, TriBeCa, Bladz, Kool aid, the universe, no money, big pecker, Stroller Motor, Answer, absu, Tanks, pagger, never gonna give, friends first, ban, Savraj, Stookey, Turnip, the tempest, gourmet, arcing, closeted, choke, barebacking, bolivia, thursty, the third guy, Sweet as, Pepper-sprayed, Zulu, Ichi the killer, CHS, smalltown, fence, to do list, Who-bag, Adopt Me, Brood War, Box head, David M, E46, One True Pairing, Penetrate, neds, respek, the giver, moen, black pants, a Jake, Purple hair, Polonius, Pookums, input, band kid, closed the bar down, Dangit, fitted, Sanika, 550, eBay, a meatsack, The R Word, weakly, knigh, Willies, engineering student, Shit green, \"im not gay\" hug, eccie, cracky chan, Tough shit, reticle, getting stabbed, Mat, Kinloch, B Dubs, parm, Multiplier, To get lucky, kern, Mishpacha, Trevored, lesbain, flagship, philly sidecar, Italian power, tyle, M14, female intuition, the POPO, STEREOTYPES, kinky butt sex, awkward awkward, annoying kid, Toledo, Ohio, running, geebers, Red Vs Blue, Vitamin, unbanned, streetwear, back at it again, Badlands Booker, Villa, no fear, prairie doggin, premium snap, the light up, guardians, sexy guy, Populars, thou, nozzle, Hacking, I love you for that, the Billy, big bank, 0001, Top Tank, lacing up, 244, rollers rights, Modulation, the happening, Fort Pierce, Hispanic boy, Parliament lights, projectile vomit, Monocles, baked bean, wee lad, pulling a Sam, tufted, cock all, tremolo, Nu Metal, concise, sex kitten, ups hot, Yes I, haris, nouned, Wsp, FRK, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, medical school, my baby, talent, the laws, Big Ugly, love sandwich, Mirza, Wild and Crazy, Pierrot, FM, pouches, amateurish, Frothy Mixture, user, the horse, triology, CapriSun, the ironman, speedos, smooshed, Koran, Jingles, you sleep, revenge arc, fan boy, Blunt and Blunt, usoppism, island island, unraveling, ass ninjas, PusSe, docking station, devils threeway, BF2, hype-man, Extended Play, suds, Sorry-ass punk, Gang Starr, rich woman, Haters be learners, the bands, Old Greg, math book, Oct 7, arian, tragic gay, Golden Corral, 3 day, tint, pleasure hole, old mother hubbard, Two Dads, smack down, KickThePJ, baders, MEGA GAY, TriBeCa, Bladz, Kool aid, the universe, no money, big pecker, Stroller Motor, Answer, absu, Tanks, pagger, never gonna give, friends first, ban, Savraj, Stookey, Turnip, the tempest, gourmet, arcing, closeted, choke, barebacking, bolivia, thursty, the third guy, Sweet as, Pepper-sprayed, Zulu, Ichi the killer, CHS, smalltown, fence, to do list, Who-bag, Adopt Me, Brood War, Box head, David M, E46, One True Pairing, Penetrate, neds, respek, the giver, moen, black pants, a Jake, Purple hair, Polonius, Pookums, input, band kid, closed the bar down, Dangit, fitted, Sanika, 550, eBay, a meatsack, The R Word, weakly, knigh, Willies, engineering student, Shit green, \"im not gay\" hug, eccie, cracky chan, Tough shit, reticle, getting stabbed, Mat, Kinloch, B Dubs, parm, Multiplier, To get lucky, kern, Mishpacha, Trevored, lesbain, flagship, philly sidecar, Italian power, tyle, M14, female intuition, the POPO, STEREOTYPES, kinky butt sex, awkward awkward, annoying kid, Toledo, Ohio, running, geebers, Red Vs Blue, Vitamin, unbanned, streetwear, back at it again, Badlands Booker, Villa, no fear, prairie doggin, premium snap, the light up, guardians, sexy guy, Populars, thou, nozzle, Hacking, I love you for that, the Billy, big bank, 0001, Top Tank, lacing up, 244, rollers rights, Modulation, the happening, Fort Pierce, Hispanic boy, Parliament lights, projectile vomit, Monocles, baked bean, wee lad, pulling a Sam, tufted, cock all, tremolo, Nu Metal, concise, sex kitten, ups hot, Yes I, haris, nouned, Wsp, FRK, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, medical school, my baby,