shitton

An ambibously large number, larger than a crapton, but less than a holyfuckton



shitton
Shitton (n.): 1) An ambibously large number, larger than a crapton, but less than a holyfuckton.
Example:


Shitton
A lot of something. Like a shitload. Usually asked for through drive through windows.
Example:
Worker: Do you want any sauce with that?

Guy: Yeah can I get a Shitton of Del Scorcho?


Shitton
(n.) 2,000 Pounds (lbs.) of fecal matter (Poop, aka dung, aka manuer, aka crap, aka shit, aka poopoo, aka should i keep going?, aka #2, aka you get the point, aka stool, aka seriously im done, aka droppings)

(n.) Can also refer to the feeling after eliminating a shitton from your body.

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Example:
After eating my Chipotle Burrito, which was very delicious, I pooped a shitton.


Shitton
Pronounced shit-un. Its a combination of the words shit and ton. Usually used in texting as a time saver (only missing one space so its not much of one). Also used in vocal conversation when trying to emphasize.
Example:
Luke: Wanna come over and hang out today?
Owen: I can't, I've got a shitton of homework.
Luke: Bummer.
Owen: Yup.


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