asphalt

An agregate mixture of rock and petroleum that is used commonly as a road paving material. Also used in parking lots. Cheaper than concrete.



asphalt
ouch.
Example:
I broke my leg on asphalt...


asphalt
pronounced ash folt is reference to a hard rock-like material used for the pavement of roadways or structures designated for vehicles. Should not be associated or confused with asphalt aes folt which directly translates in meaning to "slow" "retarded" or "mentally challenged". Individuals who commonly mistake in saying aes folt instead of ash folt are, through scientific research, proven to be cronic maturbators and/or in most cases unnaturally stupid.
Example:
The construction workers replaced the asphalt ash folt on the highway earlier today.

My friend Justin is slightly asphalt aes folt.


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