Timebomb

Term describing a rolled blunt/joint stuck through weed into the hole of a packed bowl so as you eventually get to the bottom of your blunt/joint you ignite the bowl. The word is used more fittingly when the bowl is packed with keif or bud of higher quality than in the blunt/joint.



Timebomb
Verb meaning to comment on very old facebook posts or life evets including birth, joining facebook, old birthdays, etc.
Example:
You've been timebombed!

I hope your News Years Party in 2008 was great, mine was a lot of fun! Timebomb!


Timebomb
Example:
'know I got some bad ideas burning deep in my black heart.
Well, evil is as evil's gonna do now
Y'know I try to do my part. .. HA HA!
And I'm a time bomb tickin'... BOOM!
I been tickin' to the sounds of the rock and roll... OH NO!
I think I'm gonna explode... OH NO!
I THINK I'M GONNA EXPLODE!


Timebomb
When you take a pile of edibles right before an exam and race to finish it before the weed kicks in.
Example:
Person 1: Bro, I'm gonna timebomb the Physics exam later today. It's gonna be epic
Person 2: That's our final exam, you're going fail the class you dumbass


timebomb
Timebomb 1: an explosive devise that may explode with out any warning besides numbers you may or may not see.

2: A rawr Handle

3: Some one you generally don't wanna fuck wit cause they may go off on you're ass.

4: David Me!

Being called timebomb is a complement that means the muthafuka that said it is scared outta their ass of you, or they just find it cool to say.
Example:
Fuk its a Timebomb run.
Fuk Timebomb picked a rawr name.
Fuk Timebomb's exploding now
Fuk Timebomb is david


Dutch Timebomb
The act of standing amongst a group of people, breaking wind silently and then walking away, so by the time the smell hits the crowd you are out of sight and therefore beyond suspicion.
Example:
"Yeah that conversation was fucking boring, so I left them a Dutch Timebomb and bailed."


slavic timebomb
The term used to refer to a genetic condition affecting women of slavic genealogy that although attractive in their youth cannot help becoming ugly and fat when they age.
Example:
Dude, I want to marry that Russian chick, shes so hot.

No dude, remember she could be a slavic timebomb.


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