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toddlers

A 60-90cm tall human who has exited the “aaaaw” phase and entered the “awfuuuuuuuck” phase. Generally have no respect or regard for anything and unwittingly forces its parents into alcoholism. They don’t sleep, don’t eat food, however they do have a nak for interior design using simple tools such as crayons, lipstick and eyeliner. They are the second most common cause of hypertension and first most common cause of liver serrosis. toddler

toddler

by meuoof on Feb 09, 2019 13:53:52

the only age where your allowed to go to the washroom of the opposite gender and not be seen as a creepy pervert

Example:
that toddler was staring at me from the other washroom stall, but its fine! its not like he'll remember...

10 years later... * flashback "so THATS what that thing under her skirt is!"

toddler

by megagogy on Feb 17, 2008 08:04:18

Tiny bipolar humans under the age of 3, who can swing rapidly between endearingly cute antics and screaming, kicking, biting fits of rage. Completely unpredictable and often unintelligible lovable little walking blessings/nightmares disguised as tiny human beings with giant heads. Prone to selective hearing and repeating overheard curse words at inopportune moments. More dangerous when traveling in packs. Evolutionarily speaking, it is ridiculous that humans have the ability to reproduce fast enough to be the parent of more than one toddler at a time.

Example:
"Do you think you'll have more children?" "Well, even if I survive my two toddlers, FUCK No!" (Did I just say that out loud?) "Chloe, don't repeat that at grandma's!"

Toddler

by Elia Kazad on Aug 29, 2010 00:19:13

the act of making someone look like a toddler. Most commonly associated with FIFA when one player dribbles another player's defence, or scores a very nice or fancy goal

Example:
Damn, my skills made your defence look like a bunch of toddlers

toddler

by BETTY CROCKER on Jun 27, 2006 01:23:49

1. A child between the ages of 1 and 3.
2. Someone who can not walk very well.

Example:
your grandpa is a toddler.

Toddler

by MJkrazykoolepicgamer on May 20, 2021 10:15:31

Tiny little meat sacks built to punt across rooms.

Example:
Sara: want to see the little snot I pad flesh sock kid I popped out of me?
Average real humans: no Sara *kicks flail meaningless body across the foyer.*
Toddler

Toddlerism

by Mommyneedsadrink on Feb 26, 2017 04:02:15

When a child between the ages of 1-3 is being a complete shit head. Pushing boundaries and throwing fits.

Example:
Toddlerism, when will you end?

I'm getting really fed up with this toddlerism.

Toddlerism at its finest.

Toddlered

by Jesykahb on Aug 11, 2014 11:17:35

A state of drunkeness when you can't speak coherently, lose control of your bladder and/or bowels, can't hold your own head up, and generally need someone to take care of you and babysit you.

Example:
Last night Johnny got toddlered.

Toddler

by Havilah on Dec 06, 2004 09:16:48

Little children who are not oldenough to talk back and give you attitude. cute and gives you a reason to relive your childhood and "not" look stupid!

Example:
Tristan is a well behaved todler.

Toddlering

by PerYngveOhlin on Feb 20, 2021 06:35:04

Treat someone like a child to piss them off

Example:
Person A Oh look at you, aren't you just a lil' angry nugget? You're so cute when you're angwy! :3
Person B(aby): Stop fucking toddlering me, jfc.

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