Toddy's

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Toddy
Toddy
Tod-ee
-noun
A dual-sided, anti-microbial, micro-fiber smart cloth produced by the Toddy Gear company that is used to clean touch screen devices such as the iPhone, iPad, Android, PSP, Nintendo DS and other high resolution, high gloss screens.

Plural: Toddys

-verb
to Toddy
the act of cleaning an electronic device with a Toddy Smart Cloth.
Example:
The Toddy removes smudges and is a smart and stylish way to clean, polish and connect with your favorite tech gear.

I used my Toddy to clean my iPhone}.

I just Toddied my screen so you will be able to see it clearly.


Toddy
To be extremely sorry. Usually accompanied by cupping your ear with one hand.
Example:
"OMG I just ran those kids off the road who were just trying to go to Numbers for the first time and who are extremely afraid of their Pentecostal parents! I Toddy!"


Hotty Toddy
Simply the best damned fight song in the history of college sports, "Hotty Toddy" can be heard at any Ole Miss football game, whether on the road or at home in Oxford at the Grove and in Vaught-Hemingway Stadium.

Hotty Toddy starts with the simple question - "Are you ready?"

The crowd responds:

Hell yes!
Damn Right!
Hotty Toddy, Gosh almighty
Who the hell are we?
Hey!
Flim Flam, Bim Bam
Ole Miss, By Damn!
Example:
Are you ready?
Hell yes!
Damn Right!
Hotty Toddy, Gosh almighty
Who the hell are we?
Hey!
Flim Flam, Bim Bam
Ole Miss, By Damn!


Tennessee Toddy
Noun. 1.) a woman whose bodily dimensions are dominated by her humongous tookus; 2.) a dame who is all gams; 3.) any broad possessing an unusual if not downright odd body type whose corpus includes a supersized rumbleseat, which a gone-astray Cub Scout troop could easily wander into and disappear, never to be heard from again in our lifetime.

So called after the mythic Tennessee Toddy, a most unusual creature who was "all ass and no body."
Example:
...We went to a place called Everybody’s/
There I met a little chick called the Tennessee Toddy/
The reason she was called the Tennessee Toddy/
Was that she was all legs with a little bitty body,/
But that cat could go, yeah, she was gone, gone, along gone,/
And I’ll tell you all about it in the very next verse of my song.

She was long and lean like a green string bean....

--Marty Robbins, "Tennessee Toddy" (song lyrics)


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