turgid

The opposite of flaccid. To become very horny. Popping a huge boner



Turgid
a. L. turgidus, from turgere to swell. 1. Distended beyond the natural state by some internal agent or expansive force; swelled; swollen; bloated; inflated; tumid; -- especially applied to an enlarged part of the body; as, a turgid limb; turgid fruit.
Example:
The peeled potato has become turgid because it has been left in water too long. Now its big and soft:P


Turgid Guy
A bald, overweight Asain monk who likes to wear a tight white shirt along with a pair of loose jeans which fall down quite often. He will shrink 2cm in the near future. (courtesy to LOP Inc)
Example:
OMG you are such a turgid Guy (eg Rehmat)


Oral Turgidity
Oral Turgidity is a condition that affects certain public and political persons such as Donald Trump. The condition is manifested through constant failure to put together a rational cogent statement, identifying opponents using childish nicknames, meandering confabulated statements and made up terms such as Covfefe.
Example:
Donald Trump suffeers from oral turgidity. He said “I will build a great wall—and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me—and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”


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