Tree Hugger

A down to earth person who is at peace with nature and all of its beauty, someone who loves all living things and the natural source it had came from.



Tree Hugger
An environmentalist who attempts to save a tree by wrapping their body around it. Most are completely idiotic or completely brain washed. Also, they don't think of all the meat, plants, trees, water, etc. that has been killed or polluted by their mere existence. They should do the world a favor and create a human mulch pile out of themself.
Example:
Headline: A tree hugger was killed today in a futile attempt to save a freakin tree. Don't fret, hedid make something of his life, mulch.


Tree Hugger
Fuckers that tie themselves to trees that the logging companies planted. They are the reason why nobody can have nice cars because they "pollute". What they don't realize is that not enough people have them to make an impact. Not only that, they take SUV's and bury them, even though the battery acids leak and gas, further polluting the enviroment.
Example:
Tree Huggers will never let anybody have nice cars.


Tree Hugger
A person who is alone in life, but not a nerdy person. They love nature, because it treats them better than most people. Doesn't have many friends. If you see a Tree Hugger, comfort them.
Example:
Guy: "Dude, that guy is such a Tree Hugger!"

Girl: "I feel bad for him."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because he has to hug trees to get away from the pain of real people."


Tree Hugger
To be an incredibly environmental lover.
A very caring person towards the Earth and its living things (mostly animals). Often expressed to Vegans
Example:
"I've started a new diet, I've become a vegan. Its almost been 21 days and I'm proud to say I've made it through the toughest times"

"Stop being such a tree hugger and eat some meat"


Tree Hugger
The act of a male sticking his branch up a female's woodpecker hole, and then rubbing his sap all over her face. Then waiting until the sap dries, to let the golden shower wash it away.
Example:
Did you see that Tree hugger the other day, that was insane.
Yea i loved the way they acted that out


Tree Hugger
A person who measures the DBH (diameter at breast height)of a tree before it is harvested. When they use their foresters tape to measure trees, they wrap the tape around the tree which makes them look like they are hugging the tree.
Example:
Marcus looked like he was hugging a tree when he was measuring the DBH before it was harvested. He is a real tree hugger.


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