Trombone player
by Skanomatopoia on Jun 03, 2005 12:58:00
Person who plays trombone. The not geek to geek
trombone player ratio is 1:6. Geeky trombone players tend to have voices that sound like
lawn mowers and tend to think they are the best player in the section. They tend to splat (play so loud it
sounds like crap).
Trombone Player
by The Arbiter of the Prophets on Apr 29, 2008 20:24:20
The Trombone Player is the backbone of the band, especially marching bands and pep bands. This is partly because of the greater skill involved in being able to find the proper notes along the unmarked or non-graduated slide, unlike other musicians who rely on strict fingering charts or valve combinations. As a result of this greater ability,
the Trombone player is also generally a better musician and will frequently go on to lead his own orchestra like
Glenn Miller and Count
Basie.
Example:
1) Damn dude, did you hear how totally superb those trombone players were? They completely carried the band.
2) After paying his dues on lesser instruments like the
baritone and tuba, James felt he finally reached that level of experience necessary to play the only real
low brass instrument that mattered and become a
trombone player.
Trombone Player
by Band is great! Sports suck! on Jun 17, 2008 05:29:42
One of the most
perverted verieties of
band geek. They tend to be somewhat talented though. Band would
be hard without them. The music they produce is beautiful.
Example:
Nick.
Nick is a
trombone player.
Nick told me that he wants to have sex with his instrument.
Nick was humping his
trombone durring
marching band practice the other day.
Nick often performs sensual dances involving his trombone.
Trombone Player
by Chrystoph on May 29, 2007 07:23:26
Arguably the second worst type of member in a
concert band (second only to the drummer).
Trombone players generally lack not only in timing, but are also extremely inept at
pitching notes.
Example:
1)How do you get a
trombone player to take a solo?
Who cares?
2)That trombone player is beautiful
Royden as
bad a the drummer.