Turtleneck

A type of sweater with a long neck, preferably worn with a thin chain and light beer in hand.



Turtleneck
To deliberately and surreptitiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.
Example:
Freg: Hey Sturbs, did you hear Hobbie knocked up Waura?
Hason: No way! What are they going to do?
Freg: Well, I think her family has crazy money.
Hason: That turtlenecking sonofabitch!


Turtleneck
A Penis B4 Circumcision, in other words, b4 the nasty doctor has hacked off mr foreskin.
Example:
"Hey Doc please dont mess wi my TURTLENECK it will sting a little and i dont know wot i would do without my extra skin!!"


Turtleneck
Resembling a rectal prolapse, Turtleneck is another way to tell somebody that they're just a huge asshole. Not only is it humorous, but also an affective way to make someone aware of how much they fucked up.
Example:
"These turtlenecks think they're hot shit because they smoke all the marijuanas"

Robert has been a total turtleneck lately, fuck that guy.


Turtleneck
Someone who portrays themselves as a business person but lacks the required skills or resources to be one. A ‘suit’ wannabe.
Example:
We tried to negotiate with him but it became clear after he couldn’t fulfill his end of the deal that he was just a turtleneck.

Man that dude is such a turtleneck he’d probably show up at a black tie gala wearing one.


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