UFO

Abbreviation for "Unidentified Flying Object". The USAF defines a UFO as: Anything that relates to any airborne object which by performance, aerodynamic characteristics, or unusual features does not conform to any presently known aircraft or missile type, or which cannot be identified as a familiar object. (USAF Regulation 200-2)



UFO
Unidentified Flying Object. Has evolved from a simple military classification to a word synonomous with aliens, Roswell, conspiracy theories, and general paranormal nuts.
Example:
It's a UFO! Oh, wait, it's an airplane. Or a pie plate. Or a crazy person.


UFO
The sexual act in which a man performs on a woman (preferably someone's mother). First all the lights are turned off for total darkness. Next the man slips a glow-in-the-dark condom over his penis and then begins to float around the dark room; thus giving the effect of a flying spaceship, or other un-identified floating object. The woman then is invited to catch such object with whatever she pleases, i.e. her mouth or other orifices. When the man grows weary of floating around, he then proceeds to crash-land his "ship" into the woman's "Area51”.
Example:
"Hey Mitch, I totally UFO 'd your mom last night ! "
"She always loves when I crash my UFO in her. "


UFO
Unidentified Frozen Object. When you defrost a freezer sometimes you find a UFO that has been there for a long time.
Example:
We defrost our freezer once a year and we discard any UFOs


UFO
A UFO is a name given to a girl or guy whose hotness or ugliness cannot truly be determined from any distance. They are simply an unidentified fucking object.
Example:
Bro 1: Hey, dude, I got a UFO sighting at your three o'clock.
Bro 2: No, she's hot, I think you are mistaken...
(Girl laughs, throws her head back and allows the light to catch her face in a gruesome way)
Bro 2: Oh...it is I who was mistaken. Good call.


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