UMP

Stands for Universal MaschinenPistole or Universal Sub Machine Gun.Manufactured by Heckler & Koch.Very light weight. Many mods available for it. Uses the same .45 ACP ammo as the usp.Famous in Counter-Strike.



UMP
An aconym for Universal Machine Pistole. I weapon that fires a 0.45 ACP round at a RPM rate of about 500. Some would call this Slow for a Submachine Gun of the 90's, but when examined closer, the higher caliber of the slug makes the delay all the more worth it.
A 25 round stick magazine protrudes from the bottom of the gun's body and a small muzzle with grooves for a silencer sticks off the front.
Over all, a Wonderful weapon in Real life.
However, the Developers of games Like Counterstrike have Butchered the True nature of the Weapon and made it second best to it's baby brother, the Mp5.
(even so, I'll still use and WIN with my UMP)
Example:
1) That's a nice SOCOM silencer you've put on you're UMP 45.
2) 45 ACP: Finaly got a decent rampage with my UMP


UMP
Universal
Machine
Pistol

A sub machine gun developed by Heckler and Kosh, the same company that has made the MP5 series and USP.
Developed due to the low penetrating power(against armor) of the MP5's 9mm ammunition and high cost. In fact, in enforcement agencies the MP5 submachine gun is more expensive than a M4A1 rifle.
Also, in real life the UMP is much more easier to clean than the odd MP5 which needs special tools.
Overall, the UMP is much superior than its brother, the MP5. It has power, low cost, accuracy and reliability. Could you ask for more?
Example:
Visit http://www.hkpro.com/ump.htm for more info.

+ Don't judge everything on games like Counterstrike. Get a life.


UMP
Universal Machine Pistol

Developed by Heckler & Koch. 25-round clip chambered for .45acp.

Considered to be "an MP5 for experts". Considered by me to be "the modern-day Tommygun".
Example:
"The UMP is just a gun one can just fuck with in Counterstrike. It serves you bad, then it serves you good. It's a hypocritical gun it seems...so that's why I deem it as 'a gun you fuck with once in a while'."
-me


UMP
A 9mmparabellum and .45ACP caliber submachinegun manufactured by Heckler & Koch, Germany. Also the sound Ted Kennedy makes if you knee him in the scrotum.
Example:
THWACK! "UMP!" Bingo!


Umping
Someone or something smelling bad/strong.

Can be used by itself or in conjunction with the cause of the smell.

Widely used in the Valley's of South Wales
Example:
1) He was umping!
2) I am umping of garlic.


Umps
:Adjective-When Applied to a girl, it means Sexy or Hot. When applied to anything else means tight or cool

:Verb- to have sexual intercourse or sex

Background.
It all started when one man said that when he was listening to Techno one day, umpsa umpsa umpsa umpsa. He thought about having sex. It evolved from there...
Example:
Ex 1
That girl is umps.
Ex 2
Person A: How was the party
Person B: It was Umps
Person A: Umps Umps
Ex 3
I am def. tryin to umps her!


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