UNLV
University of Never Leaving VegasThe only university that students who have spent the majority of their life in Vegas will ever go to. Between Vegas and
Reno, the obvious choice is Vegas, which is why many never leave Vegas. Only those who have never been out of their local neighborhoods would think that Reno is the better choice.There are a select few students from
Green Valley High School who acheive the grades and recommendations necessary to go to college elsewhere, but even they apply to UNLV as a backup.This mindset is promoted by all the high school
counselors since it reduces their workload to essentially nothing.
UNLV
by KidFromElko on Jan 13, 2010 11:48:35
University of Nevada Las Vegas. A poorly put together college in Las Vegas made up of Vegas failures who vow to never leave their sanctuary of gambling. The students at UNLV ignore the fact that
UNR is the original and much better college in rankings, scores, colleges, and acceptance rates, so they still choose to go to the ultimate failure school. It is a
commuter school with no real college feel.
Example:
UNR STUDENT: Hey, why didnt you go to UNR instead of UNLV?
UNLV STUDENT: HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM,
RENO IS A MADE UP CITY FOR A TV SHOW!!!!!
UNR STUDENT: Oh.... well, maybe
you made the right choice in college...
UNLV
by MaybeillCatchFire on Oct 07, 2008 15:55:02
Example:
Michael what are you going to do
after high school?
Michael: Well I watch a lot of poker on ESPN and I think I'm going to win millions at the casino poker tournaments, but I don't have the money to go to Vegas right now, maybe Mommy and Daddy will pay for my over
pampered neanderthalic ass to go to UNLV. I won't pass a class but it will be like a six month free vacation.
AKA: What the University of Nevada-Las Vegas is starting to become.
UNLV
by tipsygal41 on Nov 24, 2021 02:21:44
The university of nevada-las vegas. This is a kick ass school that dominates in sports,
greek life and so much more. And is of course located in the party
capitol of the united states. You can spot a lot of
hot guys and girls at this school.
UNLV
by Biden is a dick on Mar 28, 2021 23:31:40
A serious definition. THE University of Nevada in
Reno ranks top in almost every major academic category. UNLV ranks number one in frat parties with drunk male cheerleaders...
Friend 1 So now that you’ve graduated which college are you going to?
Friend 2 UNLV because it’s so
faggish.
Example:
Friend 1 I can’t get a girl to give me a blowjob so I’m going to UNLV!
Friend 2 I like girls so I’m gonna go to
Reno...