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USPS

a mailing service, and not a very good one either.

USPS

by adychka on Dec 09, 2009 03:32:08

(v) to mail something via the United States Postal Service, a practice generally frowned upon by people under 30.

Example:
"Don't USPS your birthday party invites, that stone-age crap is strictly for weddings. Through rain or snow or dark of night still takes longer than the internet."

USPS

by TheBestDefinitionMaker on Oct 19, 2015 03:41:52

(United States Postal Service) The shittiest mail delivery method known to man. When you order from USPS, make sure to add at least a week to the delivery time.

Example:
Person 1: Where's my package? I ordered it three weeks ago.

Person 2: Is it coming USPS?

Person 1: Yes.

Person 2: There's your problem.

usp

by Pavan SRao on Sep 10, 2005 18:27:42

Unique Selling Proposition.
In marketing (esp) USP is the one that decides whether you score over your competitors or not.

Example:
The institute's USP is it's strong infrastructure.

usps

by anonymonous-man on Mar 27, 2005 17:05:52

Acronym for United States Postal Service. A place of psychotic mailmen, evil yet pathetic individuals like Newman from Seinfeld, and old guys in really ugly, blue outfits. They say they'll mail in the snow, rain, and stuff like that but they're damn slow anyway!

Example:
I sent a package through usps to 'Jersey(say from NY) and it gets there a month later. I coulda delivered it faster myself on my bicycle! Damn you usps!

usp

by H&K lover on Sep 06, 2003 00:28:01

Developed by Heckler & Koch(coke) of Germany. Stands for Universale Selbstlade Pistole or roughly tranlated self-loading pistol/semi-auto. Introduced in the early 1990's in the .40S&W caliber at first then the 9x19mm and finally the .45ACP. The .45 ACP model is the result of the Mark23 Model 0 which is also a .45 caliber.
There are many varients of the pistol. The tactical model in CS which is a .45
The compact series which also includes a .357 sig caliber which uses sig's bottle-necked rounds
USP Match, Expert, Elite, P8, P10, P12,
P2000, and the P2000 subcompact.

Example:
the MK23 mod 0(socom)pistol is my fav.
then the usp.45
then the sig p228
fuck berettas

uspe

by bentleybenteyga on May 13, 2023 02:23:56

a turkish joke about efe kaan

Example:
Uspeee

USP

by riskit_for_a_bisquit on Jan 27, 2005 10:20:40

An Acromymn for "Universal Self-Loading Pistol", manufactured by Heckler and Koch Firearms Company of Germany. Chambered for either .40 or .45 caliber shells. Equipped with a anti-recoil system it is the choice sidearm or many law enforcement and military groups. The Mark23 SOCOM varient of the handgun is the standard issue pistol of the elite NAVY S.E.A.Ls.

Example:
You Aint Packin' Heat, Homeboy, Unless You Be Sportin' A USP!

usp

by 1337 on Jun 01, 2003 16:31:19

Universal Self-Loading Pistol, in several mods, it is capable of firing 9x19mm, .40S&W,and .45ACP, the H&K USP comes with many faces such as the compact, expert, tactical and many more.

Example:
The H&K USP is a very effective firing arm.

USP

by yogi ceedee on May 15, 2011 04:43:02

Un-Shaved Parts/Pussy

Example:
I can see that womens USP through her shorts

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