Umbilical Spit
by boatsfalcon on Apr 09, 2013 13:39:42
A type of
spit that usually occurs after being deyhydrated or after strenuous physical activity. The gum-like quality of
the spit causes it to hang
unceremoniously from your mouth in a long string of saliva, usually causing the victim to lean forward with their head away from their body and shaking erratically in an attempt to break the Umbilical Spit.
Umbilical Whipped
by Mr. E 9000 on Oct 04, 2015 04:50:12
A child who agrees with their mother on everything, and has not left home after, or during, their
mid-twenties. Probably
chats online with older women. Mother is most likely
a Donald Trump supporter.
umbilical leash
by authoor on Jun 19, 2006 03:59:49
One of those baby restraints with a rope attached so as to prevent a child from running too far out of reach from his/her
parental unit. Also known as the
primitive version of
GPS.
Example:
Baby Boy: Damn my stupid mother. She has locked me up in her outdoor jail with this stupid umbilical leash.
Baby Girl: That's too bad because if you could just take
3 steps further, I'll give you
the time of your life.
umbilical dump
by CJMO on Nov 16, 2006 10:27:40
It's when you don't have to
take a dump for days, then you visit your parents house, and you MUST take a dump. Even adult children are
unaware this is happening but it's definitely umbilically connected. An umbilical dump.
Example:
Child:
Hey Ma, I feel an umbilical dump coming on.
Ma: Oh shit, I have to clean the
skidmarks out of the toilet again?? Another umbilical dump.
cut the umbilical cord
by That One Random Guy There on Dec 02, 2010 10:05:01
When
a child's mother (usually the son) refuses to acknowledge the fact that "her baby" is growing up and will always try to be involved in whatever they do. This is most commonly seen in these three scenarios; 1) getting
a driver's license 2) the first date 3)
going off to college.
Example:
Mother: Oh, I just can't believe my
little baby is finally going out on his first date. Do you think you'll
be alright?
Son: Mom, I'm fine, just leave me alone. I'm 18 and I'm not a
little kid anymore.
Father: Honey, just cut the umbilical cord already and let him go!
Umbilical Docking
by Ram M. Stein on Oct 06, 2009 06:53:44
When a man with a large gut (
fufab) whose belly button hole is deep because he is so
ginourmous takes another man's penis into that gapping
umbilical hole.
This also allows the man who is the receiver to perform other activities.
Caution: the umbilical cavity should be checked for foreign objects prior to docking!
Example:
Sam could not dock with his
gay lover because he couldn't find his penis due to his
fufab so they improvised and did a little
Umbilical Docking.
"Hey Buddy, just Umbilical Dock me while I finish this hot dog."
Aftermarket Umbilical Cord
by Zeval on Apr 07, 2020 21:19:45
When two people
dreadlock their
genital pubes with each other's, creating a bond as strong as the hair roots on each's upper genital area. Can also be called "Hairy
Symbiote"