kindly

A synonym for "please", used almost exclusively by Craigslist scammers.



kindly revert
Indian English for "please reply". Recurring nightmare of sysadmins and ITs dealing with Indians. Usually combined with other indianisms such as do the needful, causing a violent urge to facepalm among native English speakers. May also cause workflow disruption when the topic is about a commit.
Example:
Customer: "Dear Mr. Phelps, I have a doubt about the updation. Kindly revert."


thankya kindly
a different way of sayin thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Example:
mate: ive got u an oz of green
me: y thankya kindly pet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


kindliest of kindliness
The 'kind' is known for extremely excellent, if not the best, marijuana. So the 'kindliest' (the best) of 'kindliness' (awesome marijuana). The best of awesome marijuana.
Example:
I just went to one of the dispensaries and bought the (kindliest of kindliness).


would you kindly
mind control word from teh popular game Bioshock.
if you havent played bioshock, its basically a phrase
"Atlas" or fontaine says that makes the main player
do what he asks, disguised as a way of saying please.

would you kindly 1up this?
Example:
after the first 15 times of atlas saying would you kindly
i knew there was something more behind that phrase.

*later in the game*

SON OF A BITCH FONTAINE!!!!


kindly fuck off
More mean than "shut up" and a few tones lower than a straight up "fuck off". Used when someone has been being a bitch all week.
Example:
"Dude, she had been frying so much it got on my nerves. I told her to kindly fuck off."


Kindly fuck off
A very non-diplomatic, straightforward and passive aggressive way of telling someone to get out of one's sight. Used mainly with people that waste your time with non-issues to let them know the shit they're talking about right now is last on a 1500 items to-do list and that right now, time is of the essence. Subtextually, you're warning the annoying person that you won't say it a second time and will gladly proceed directly to physical violence if they carry on. You NEVER get to say "kindly fuck off" twice. Unleast you feel like sounding indecisive.
Example:
Mate, i was already late and got a flat tire halfway through. While i was fixing it, some asshole came up to me and asked me for two bucks. I gave him the death stare and told him to kindly fuck off. Seeing i wasn't joking, he indeed made himself scarce. I did miss my date though. Fuck.


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