Switzerland
A country in central Europe with beautiful mountains known as the Alps. Every citizen has an assault rifle, would be a very tough country to invade.
Switzerland
A country which grew as the cantons-to-be (districts) formed political alliances swearing to help each other defend their territories; thus "Eidgenossenschaft", meaning "oath-community". Soon this motley crew of still independent states set out to conquer more land and eventually become the mighty country known as Switzerland. It should be noted that this procedure resulted in a territory comprising roughly 2x the size of New Jersey but more sinificant to the average Swiss, a territory smaller than Austria or even Bavaria. This fact should not be mentioned mockingly by any visitor to this 70%-alpine country unless he or she is intent on finding out if every male Swiss really does still store his army riffle in the wardrobe.Switzerland is known for its neutral attitude towards all sorts of events in world history, although it should not be forgotten that it did try to invade Italy in 1515.Should any two parties choose to start a war, Switzerland will demonstrate its neutrality by selling weapons to both parties.Switzerland
Pricey Watches, Dirty Money, Good Weed, Cheap Discount Beer, and Expensive Fun are among the things to be found in Switzerland: a small, central European nation known for its wealth, the secrecy of its banks, mountains, and the extensive military defense lines. Every house has a bomb shelter and a military issue rifle as they have a draft. The pedestrian will note that streets tend to be dead by 10 and walking around you are confronted by walls and hedges. Everywhere.
Example:
"Hey man, if the world was going to fall apart where would you want to be?"
"Switzerland, without a doubt. I'd use the bank vaults to horde artifacts and books that we could use to rebuild the planet, and then sell it to people when the time is right."
"Whoa"
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"Hey, wanna go skiing this weekend?"
"Man, I can't afford to go skiing, I'm broke from trying to hit on rich Genevoise girls."
"Hey man, if the world was going to fall apart where would you want to be?"
"Switzerland, without a doubt. I'd use the bank vaults to horde artifacts and books that we could use to rebuild the planet, and then sell it to people when the time is right."
"Whoa"
----
"Hey, wanna go skiing this weekend?"
"Man, I can't afford to go skiing, I'm broke from trying to hit on rich Genevoise girls."
Switzerland
A landlocked European country which has been neutral in many historical conflicts, including the two world wars. Its banks are world-renowned for their secrecy. Capital is Berne.
Switzerland
1. A small, neutral European country.
2. To be socially neutral; not taking sides with mutual friends in a fight or stirring up drama.
2. To be socially neutral; not taking sides with mutual friends in a fight or stirring up drama.
Example:
1. I'm going to Switzerland in August.
2. Chase and Ami are fighting again, but I'm trying to be Switzerland.
1. I'm going to Switzerland in August.
2. Chase and Ami are fighting again, but I'm trying to be Switzerland.
Switzerland
The America of Europe.
Refuses to ruin their beautiful country by joining the European Union.
The white spot in the middle of the map of the European Union.
Refuses to ruin their beautiful country by joining the European Union.
The white spot in the middle of the map of the European Union.
Example:
Switzerland does whatever it wants and doesn't take shit from anybody.
Switzerland has the largest standing army in the world.
Switzerland does whatever it wants and doesn't take shit from anybody.
Switzerland has the largest standing army in the world.
Switzerland
A small neutral country in central Europe, Switzerland is famous for lots of things, such as banking, chocolate, watches, weed and the Swiss Alps. Switzerland lies between Germany, France, Italy, Austria and Liechtenstein.
There are four official languages: German, French, Italian and Retoroman. These four languages differ slightly from the original languages, and there are many different accents spoken as well.
Though the city of Bern is being used as the capital, officially Switzerland doesn't have a capital. Zürich is the biggest city of Switzerland. Other well-known cities are Basel, Geneva and Lausanne.
There are four official languages: German, French, Italian and Retoroman. These four languages differ slightly from the original languages, and there are many different accents spoken as well.
Though the city of Bern is being used as the capital, officially Switzerland doesn't have a capital. Zürich is the biggest city of Switzerland. Other well-known cities are Basel, Geneva and Lausanne.
Switzerland
Switzerland
A small land locked country in Central Europe surrounded by epic mountains and a bunch of countries who have done some crazy shit in the past, all of which Switzerland has refused to take part in. Switzerland has relatively high taxes, but because of this the government can afford to let everyone be parents for a couple of years whenever they have a baby, then when that baby is in high school the government pays for him to learn his way around an M-16. This is why nobody has ever had a beef with the Swiss, or if they did they sure kept quiet about it.
Example:
"Switzerland has always had a military draft-they have to, because they're surrounded by bastards." -Dr. John C. Freemuth
"Switzerland has always had a military draft-they have to, because they're surrounded by bastards." -Dr. John C. Freemuth
Switzerland
Example:
"Dude, I'm like Switzerland night now. I don't give a damn." Mike told Tom after seeing who did who at the barfight.
"Dude, I'm like Switzerland night now. I don't give a damn." Mike told Tom after seeing who did who at the barfight.