gland

A more scientifically correct way of describing your penis, without sounding too rude.



Pineal Gland
Small tissue in front of your brain, behind the center of your forehead, that naturally releases serotonin and melatonin that creates dreams when you are in deep sleep as well as in the final moments leading up to your death. Discovered by the ancients; this very mysterious and powerful gland has incredible hallucinogenic, some say spiritual, properties beyond science and understanding. It can be activated while awake by the inhalation of a living organism compound called Dimethyltyptamine (DMT) through an Amazonian ritual called Ayahuasca or by smoking the powdered compound alone. Also known as the spirit molecule, it is said that it is the one thing that all living beings and organism have common on this planet and possibly others.
Example:
"Today, we will study the power of what is referred to as, your third eye."

-The Pineal Gland .


Manmary Glands
Man-tits. Guy-Breasts. Flappy, fatty tissue on the pectoral region of a man.
Example:
"Bleh... Look at that dork playing Magic cards with his friends. He's got cheetoh dust all over his Man-mary Glands."

"If I was a little drunker, I'd wait until Chuck passed out, then I titty fuck his Manmary glands."


prostate gland
The interior male sex gland, about the size of a small walnut, not inside the anus but right on the other side of the anal wall (responding to anal pressure and capable of producing great pleasure), and close to or touching other parts of a man's interior sexual equipment/urinary system.

Semen (often mistakenly called "sperm") actually consists of about 65% prostatic fluid, the remaining liquid and sperm themselves coming from the testicles.

The mineral zinc is good for glands and is said to be especially good for the prostate, by supporting increased prostatic fluid production (prostate "flow"). Many herbalists also swear by saw palmetto, an extract made from a palm-like shrub that grows in coastal areas of South Carolina, to keep that flow moving nicely.

If the prostate feels a little swollen (often described as a "twinge insidesic my butt") its flow might be a little "backed up" and more sexual outlet is advised. The medical profession is much less likely to routinely screen for PSA's (an indicator of possible prostate cancer) than in the past because, in early 2010, the evidence indicated that so many false-positives had been generated that the cure (chemo, etc.) for the disease was worse statistically than the disease (prostate cancer) itself, on average.

Not to be confused with the word "prostrate," which means "stretched out face down on the ground in submission or adoration," or "to be lying flat."
Example:
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"Will you have sex with me? It's essential to keep my prostate gland in good condition."

"So is masturbation. Get busy."


prostate gland
This being the male G Spot: it is a small gland the size of a Brussel sprout that sits inside the rectum upon the urethra. When stimulated, either by finger, penis or dildo, it causes a dry orgasm; that is an orgasm without erection, or penile stimulation.
Example:
Sandra, with her three fingers inserted into Bruces's anus just touched the prostate gland. She watched as he ejaculated his semen onto the bed sheets. It was then she realised that the male prostate gland was indeed a male sexual organ.


seduceous gland
N: A particular gland that exists in most human beings. The primary purpose serves to seduce the opposite sex. Not to be confused with the sebaceous gland or the sudoriferous gland, which does the opposite thing.
Example:
John: "Dam brotha, u got 20 girls at that bar last nite"
Tom: "yea its all thanks to my huge seduceous gland"


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