WELCOME

The most nonsensical way to greet someone into your place of business



Welcoming
get down in a crouch position then put your arms cross ways and just dance with your legs flapping and your tounge hanging out and make stupid noises.
Example:
" Eldy did a fucking welcoming on the bathroom stall today man."


Welcome
1. to be awesome beyond contemplation

2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present

3. to be incredibly smart

NOUN
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason")

2. one who owns in all that he/she does

VERB
1. to own someone so badly the owned begs to "take it in the face"

2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost

3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
Example:
ADJECTIVE/ADVERB
"That stunt is so Welcome."

"Man: I am as straight as is humanly or even not humanly possible, but that dude is pretty Welcomely." Multiple women: "We agree."

"That Welcome guy aced the test."

"Kobe Bryant dunked that ball Welcomely."

NOUN
"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by a Welcome."

"Man! Stupid Welcome here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"

VERB
Loser: "Dude... I am ashamed past reason. You Welcomed me. May I take it in the face? Welcome: "Yes. Yes, you may."

"Jesus Welcomed those Romans."


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