WWJD
by Rozee on Mar 31, 2004 14:03:39
This famous acronym stands for What Would Jesus Do? A lot of people don't understand this very much. Well, if you are in a
heated situation and you don't know what to do, think what Jesus
would've done (because whatever he did, it was considered as a
righteous action).
Example:
Teacher: Did you cheat on the
exam?
You: (Think WWJD. Jesus would
tell the truth.) Yes, I cheated on the exam today, Mr.
Smith.
WWJD
by Fmuh on Jan 06, 2005 14:41:16
Abbreviation of "What would Jesus do?" Intended to serve as a
reminder to Christians that Jesus Christ should be
the model for their
morality. Very popular among people who are too stupid to know the answer to the question.
WWJD
by Ohenry on Jul 07, 2005 02:43:39
1. "What Would Jesus Do?" It's a reminder for Christians
because Jesus is supposed to be the perfect model for anyone. So before you do something, think "What Would Jesus Do?"
2. "What Would
Japetto Do?" (
Simpsons)
Example:
Homer Simpson shows the family his "WWJD"
bracelet.
Lisa: That's right, dad. What would Jesus do?
Homer: Jesus? I thought it was Giapetto!
WWJD
by I Saw U2 Live Twice on Oct 23, 2008 05:53:57
Another dopey trend that has its origin in the fucking PC 90s. After the New Agers decided they believed in angels and every bonehead claimed having an encounter with one, all the so-called "prophecies" were featured on TV, after the
Comet Hyakutake surprise visit then the Comet Hale-Bopp appearance later on, after the comet cult deaths and all the rest of the
end-of-the-millenium bullshit the "Christian" conservatives decided to have their famous 15 minutes in the limelight and have their "
Promise Keepers" ripoff schemes and the slogan "WWJD".
Example:
WWJD = "what would Jesus do?". Well, I think Jesus Christ wouldn't resort to stupid and immature slogans or catchphrases like that to get His point across. WWJD is a dumb excuse to sell
wristbands,
bracelets, keychains, T-shirts and
bumper stickers and other shit. Slogans are for people who can't think for themselves.
WWJD
by if god is real,he's an asshole on May 16, 2009 02:13:30
"WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?"
a question you ask yourself when you are not sure what do
do in a situation.
so if someone has done something bad to you, you can do these things.
so: you can
allow yourself to be killed.
turn water into wine
hang on a cross
write a book and call it
the bible
Example:
person1:
wwjd?
person2: the bible says, ex32:27-29 "with the
lords approval, the israelites slay
3000 men.
person1: so we can go kill a bunch of people?
person2: exactly.