War Hammer Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

War Hammer

1.)A massive dick that women like2.)something ALL guys wish they are born with (the others visit docter enlarger to get)

war hammer

by ash;) i win!! on Mar 26, 2003 03:16:40

something josh does not have

Example:
josh does not have a war hammer

Mongolian War Hammers

by Mr. Charlie007 on Mar 09, 2017 12:05:51

Female breasts that are so large they resemble the deadly war hammers utilized during medieval times to smash through an adversaries protective armor...In the same fashion, a female sexual partner welding such deadly weapons could inflict maximum damage to her partner in an intimate setting...To quality as Mongolian war hammers, the said female would require at least a double D cup size to flog her sexual partner into an ignorant bliss!

Example:
While lessor men would head for the hills in terror, Jackie unleashed her Mongolian war hammers on me last night to my filthy delight! I think this one's a keeper!

Trojan War Hammer

by Nick Straughan on Jun 20, 2006 12:09:11

The act of placing ones erect phalice over the forehead of ones partner, extending from the top of the forehead past the tip of the nose (hopefully). Thus mimicking the old helmuts used by Trojans warriors.

Example:
A Trojan War Hammer, if done correctly, can result in a simultaneous teabagging.

Guatemalan War Hammer

by Lean Beef on Oct 19, 2015 02:41:05

When receiving a blowjob, the man quickly pulls out his penis and starts beating the girl in the head with his rock hard manhood.

Example:
"Did you see Stacy's black eye?"
"Yeah, Brian gave her a Guatemalan War Hammer."

bearded war hammer

by english 210 on Apr 09, 2009 03:28:21

Penis

Example:
He sunk his bearded war hammer into my vag.

war hammer

by ............ on Mar 26, 2003 03:19:49

Somthing Ashlinn wants to get when shes older

Example:
jesus I need to get one of thoughs

Zulu war hammer

by BigCheeseyWabmaster on Jan 22, 2010 01:05:05

The Action of a man using his rod to "beat the face" off his wife or lover. Usualy used to cause facial damage.

Example:
Hendo:Wdc Lads?
The Lads: Were Gonna Zulu War hammer Your Aul Doll Anne While Baby G Watches.

war hammer

by J Dawg on Apr 19, 2003 11:28:17

Example:
When Thor introduced Helga to his "War Hammer" at the local Holiday Inn, Helga had the "ride" of her life

Irish War Hammer

by The Irish Hammer on Jan 12, 2007 11:11:46

An irish war hammer is a worded used to describe an Irish mans tool that he brings to battle.

Example:
Woman:"so honey what tool did you bring tonight?"
Man:" Well,in that case i guess Ill whip out the ol' Irish War Hammer and slap you with it!"

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