what u call a large black men who enjoys yelling at small children, calling them names, and eating cucumbers

Someone who gets joy from torturing Sessler's.

A pacifist.
One who clanks around in Timberland boots and smokes a lot.
To be ticklish.

Flat top

weed

Doing a "Webb".

The act of leaving all friends, family, loved ones, ambitions, hopes and dreams to shack up with a holiday fling that has got way out of hand.

A small private boarding school in Claremont California where the majority of your tuition goes to inane things like golf carts, pointless swivel-chair desks, and unnecessary fancy Porta Potties. A place with selling points like the Alf Museum to mask the amount of stress/pressure students face. A place where literally everyone has a leadership role to get into a good college, but who are we kidding, only like 2 people get into the Ivy League schools. A place with decent food, if you like chicken. A place that believes in second chances until you bring alcohol or drugs into the mix. A place that prides itself on being a school of diversity, when in reality, all the faculty are white and the students are ‘diverse’ if you count the 1000 asian races. A place that claims to believe in stress & mental health, but just rents boba trucks until people stop talking about it. A place that has breaks every six weeks to avoid burn-out potential. A place where everyone hooks up when they can find time. A place where kids are forced to mature extremely quickly because otherwise there is no possible way of keeping up with the 6 hrs of hw per night. A place where getting A's is celebrated, but a B is failing. Where the average ACT score is a 31 because everyone secretly hires Test Prep Gurus. A place that only voices liberal opinions but claims to represent all political beliefs. A place where you'll find the best and worst people you'll ever meet. Oh and did I mention, no one sleeps?

A drunk, old indian who lives in a shack in Port au Port. She had her face beat in by a deaf mute, because she doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.

Paisley wearing bassist for The Horrors
Has the best on stage dance known to bands
and is known to type in ALL CAPITALS, and only comes online to promote Cave Club
In interview never lets anyone else speak, and has a bitch stare known to kill
Also sings in side projects Heavy Bunny and The Diddlers