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The Lasso

An omnivirous, cube-dwelling mammal. Native to the Pacific Northwest, he prefers abstaining from intimacy during the better part of the year. He also avoids social gatherings including alcohol, as this may impare his ability to tick and/or tie any numbers. His cohorts include The Hatchet, Pecker, Brunsteen, Papa Doug, and "The Firm Hates You" Isler.

The lasso

by M_Dubz152 on Jun 11, 2023 13:36:31

Grabbing the base of your flaccid penis and swinging it in a circle. Resembles a cowboy swinging a lasso (rope).

Example:
Sometimes after a nice hot shower, I swing the lasso around a few times.

Lasso

by The Wyld Stallyn on Apr 08, 2010 02:09:10

The act of mounting a girl and spraying your offspring-glue onto her chesticles.

Example:
"Yo, I lassoed her last night in someone's front lawn."

"Dude, I'm calling the cops."

Lasso

by Le Gasp on Jul 26, 2010 08:25:19

A redneck/hick/hillbilly lesbian.

Example:
Oh my word, y'all. I heard that Baylee Sue munched 2 girls last night! She's such a lasso!

Lasso

by jahroony on May 01, 2012 07:50:55

The combination of the words "little" and "asshole." Adjective that is often used for careless rude people. Can also be used when referring to douchebags you previously dated.

Example:
A: "Are you still dating that guy?"
B: "Nah, he got belligerently drunk at my sisters wedding and started a cake-fight."
A: "What a lasso."

Lasso

by M i l e s on Dec 24, 2004 11:45:40

Lasso is a product by OmniPilot. Currently its at version 8. It is a language, an application server, a dessert topping, AND a floor wax! It allows for a webserver to poll a database and then to return the results of that poll to a webpage. And that's just the tip of the iceberg as far as Lasso is concerned.

Example:
What version of Lasso do you use ?

Lassoed

by george st khan on Apr 28, 2021 03:09:05

The act of getting forcefully stolen away from your buds by the wife, generally because she holds the power.

Example:
He said he was coming and afk'd, I guess he got lassoed by his lass.

dick-lassoed

by alterbreaker on Nov 28, 2010 05:10:02

The badge of honor you get when a long hair off a girl's head gets wrapped around your dick and then you find it later on and have to untangle it. Commonly occurs after rough, hair-pulling sex.

Example:
"Dude, you have absolutely zero game. That chick you were creeping on last night was shy as hell with you."
"Oh yeah!? Then tell me why I woke up sore and dick-lassoed."

Brown Lasso

by Ankylosaurus on Feb 25, 2010 14:59:04

(n.) This act must be performed carefully and tediously. It involves lifting up a toilet seat, pooping in a neat circle on the rim of the toilet, and then closing the toilet seat on top of the poop, creating an oreo-like shit cookie.

Example:
Guy 1: I walked into the bathroom earlier and could NOT find the source of the terrible smell
Guy 2: I know what it is. *Lifts up toilet seat to reveal poop.*
Guy 3: Someone's been brown lassoing the toilets in here repeatedly.

Bee Lasso

by lumpylump on Sep 06, 2010 21:47:07

Bee Lasso is a organic way to light medical herbs or cigars. Why people like to use it is because it preserves the flavor of your smokables, it is part of the green movement, using it makes your lighters last tons longer, ect ect ...

Example:
#1 I do not inhale toxic fumes from a lighter I only use a clean fire.
#2 Here use Bee Lasso
#1 wow your right this is way better.

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