Woodford
A small village situated in Northamptonshire, in close proximity to other small villages. All are relatively unknown amongst the educated.Population is evenly split between chavs and bible-bashers. All are of caucasian descendence, and extremely racist.Named after a few trees and a glorified puddle, into which many chavs drive, and hence crash their cars.Local
primary school has regime similar to that of
Auschwitz, lead by devil-reincarnate, French headmistress.Stay away if
you know what's good for you!
The Woodford
by Not_jess...promise on Feb 17, 2012 00:48:04
A cult photo pose resembling a catalogue stance from the likes of Littlewoods. To acheive the stance, the poser stands upright with one foot forward with cocked knee, the other leg straight, and places one hand on hip and the on forehead as if to shield eyes from sun. Facial expression should be
steely and intense, and eyes must be gazing into the distance. This move started after a young advertising executive in London, with the last name
Woodford, struck the pose and it was
immortalised on camera. It has since been emulated the world over. It has been referred to as 'the new planking' but those who perform The Woodford claim it is much cooler.
Example:
Wanting to impress friends when a
photo is being taken at a
crowded bar, Ben
struck The Woodford, much to the joy if onlookers.
Kim Woodford
by Sylvester Aidan on May 31, 2018 08:22:07
Woodford County Highschool
by JTisthere on Feb 05, 2022 02:45:42
A pretty dodgy ‘all girls’
grammar school. All the students are either nerds, mentally unstable, gay or transgender (many of them are multiple of these. A majority of the people are POC (predominantly Asian) but the white people seem to band together 🤨 . The expectations are high but lots of the kids act stupid and are wannabe chavs. We have barely any
GCSE options and the subjects we do have are odd (Latin). One of the only London schools where you will probably fail R.S GCSE. Also our uniform is so
manky, it’s actually embarrassing for the school.
Woodford county high school
by Anonolena on Feb 06, 2019 05:51:15
Austin "Diesel" Woodford
by Austin Woodford on Mar 20, 2005 10:44:15
The sexiest pimp alive whos penis is larger than rob taylors and all the girls luv him and want his
weiner. He is
the pimp of all
pimps
Woodford County High School
by Lollypoprover on Apr 07, 2019 20:23:05
woodford county high school for girls
by corneliastreet on Nov 11, 2020 05:54:43
They're all weed addicts and depressed as fuck. Year 7-9 is
hella ugly but in year
10-13, you can find the prettiest girls. Asian glow-ups are elite. They seem smart but actually have no fucking clue what they're doing. They wear the ugliest
uniform and take the weirdest subjects like Latin.
Example:
a: why is that girl crying?
b: oh she's just a
woodford county high student
a: what's that ugly stripy
uniform
b: it's for woodford county high school for girls
Woodford Folk Festival
by Yogi Bear 2012 on Jan 02, 2012 21:06:22
The most amazing week long music festival held in
Woodford QLD Australia.
Goes from the
27th of Dec to the 1st of Jan.
Woodford
by Jackandmilo on Jan 21, 2023 22:32:44