Would
a person whom "you would" have sex with and a game by the same name with friends.to expedite the process, 'would' will suffice.however, this small game has gained massive momentum and the creative forces that be have expanded to an entire would/wood game. Further definitions will follow.wood if bored (
particle board), wood if drunk (driftwood), cherrywood (virgin),
weeping willow (flexible,athletic), redwood or teakwood (one you want to marry),
laminate wood (fake tits or just fake personality), mahogany or sandalwood (addicted to money, rich), bamboo (hot, but dumb), oak (ok, but still would), maple (under 18, sticky situation) and Pop would (amazingly beautiful)there are much more, have fun with it
Would of
by John Stxxxx on Oct 21, 2011 18:41:41
A
construction used by people who may be
native English
speakers, but who still don't understand that "of" and "have" are different words.
Would of
by Narkol on Nov 17, 2011 23:37:53
When an educated English Speaker intends to say "Would HAVE", they instead contract the written form to would've. Less intellectual people (read: Dumbasses) then read this and, unable to grasp the concept of abbreviation, pronounce it as "Would've". This, due to laziness, was then mutated to "Would of," whereupon
Bahamut was returned to mortal flesh and mankind entered a
new age of darkness, suffering and general
illiteracy.
Example:
"I would of kept talking, but she asked me if I wanted to of sex."
"Would HAVE. You've doomed us to an
age of darkness, suffering and general
illiteracy!"
"Why don't you of a short
walk off a long pier you Grammar Nazi."
Would?
by LayneLover on Oct 26, 2012 08:21:12
One of the best songs written by
Jerry Cantrell, lead guitarist from Alice in Chains. This AWESOME song is sung so beautifully and harmonized perfectly by
Cantrell and Alice in Chains lead singer, Layne Staley.
Fact: Awesome bass and drum.
Fact: Awesome Layne Staley voice.
Fact: Jerry wrote this song about
Andrew Wood, a singer and friend from the grunge/Seattle area back in the early 90's, who died of a heroin overdose.
Fact: Many interpretations are written about this song, but only one true meaning (see Fact #1)
Fact: Is from the album "Dirt" and also on the MTV Unplugged performance
Example:
Read the song lyrics Would? then you must listen to it, it's KILLER!!!
"Would?"
Know me broken by my master
Teach thee on child of love
hereafter
Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then
So I made
a big mistake
Try to see it once my way
Drifting
body it's sole desertion
Flying not yet quite the notion
Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then
So I made a big mistake
Try to see it once my way
Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then
So I made a big mistake
Try to see it once my way
Am I wrong?
Have I run too far to get home?
Have I gone?
And left you here alone?
IF . I . WOULD . COULD . YOU?
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Would? is a fantastic song, you should listen to it, would you?
Would?
by Death Menace on Jun 19, 2023 07:38:00
Know me broken by my master
Teach thee on child of love
hereafter
Into
the flood again
Same old trip it was back then
So I made
a big mistake
Try to see it once my way
Drifting body, it's sole desertion
Flying not yet, quite the notion
Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then
So I made a big mistake
Try to see it once my way
Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then
So I made a big mistake
Try to see it once my way
Example:
Am I wrong?
Have I run
too far to get home?
Have I
gone?
And left you here alone?
Am I wrong?
Have I run too far to get home?
Have I gone?
And left you here alone?
If I would,
could you?
Would?
would
by ElectricEel on Jan 07, 2009 12:29:51
A word used in place of the word "did" to make
the sentence seem
redundant and foolish.
Despite "would" being the future
tense of the word "will", it's used in place of the past tensed "did", thus making the statement ridiculous.
Example:
Joey: Omg guys, I just ate like 40
taquitos.
Shayne:
Hah! You would do something like that.
Joey:...
would ja?
by Dirty B! on Jun 15, 2008 12:25:05
The simple question of would
you bang this girl/dude? Whether
smokin hot, or a big fat fatty. Plain and simple.......Would
ja?
Example:
(Imagine
walkin along with your boy or girl.
Walkin towards you both is a descent, let's say
average girl or guy. A 6 out of 10.) Out of the corner of your mouth, just enough for your friend to hear........Would Ja?