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Would?

One of the best songs written by Jerry Cantrell, lead guitarist from Alice in Chains. This AWESOME song is sung so beautifully and harmonized perfectly by Cantrell and Alice in Chains lead singer, Layne Staley.Fact: Awesome bass and drum.Fact: Awesome Layne Staley voice.Fact: Jerry wrote this song about Andrew Wood, a singer and friend from the grunge/Seattle area back in the early 90's, who died of a heroin overdose.Fact: Many interpretations are written about this song, but only one true meaning (see Fact #1)Fact: Is from the album "Dirt" and also on the MTV Unplugged performance

Would?

by Death Menace on Jun 19, 2023 07:38:00

Know me broken by my master
Teach thee on child of love hereafter
Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then
So I made a big mistake
Try to see it once my way
Drifting body, it's sole desertion
Flying not yet, quite the notion
Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then
So I made a big mistake
Try to see it once my way
Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then
So I made a big mistake
Try to see it once my way

Example:
Am I wrong?
Have I run too far to get home?
Have I gone?
And left you here alone?
Am I wrong?
Have I run too far to get home?
Have I gone?
And left you here alone?
If I would, could you?

Would?

would of

by Tommyt on Mar 21, 2008 23:08:46

A stupid way of saying "would have" or "would've". In essence, it's bad grammar & no one seems to care.

Example:
I would of typed my paper using proper grammar but it is what it is.

Would of

by John Stxxxx on Oct 21, 2011 18:41:41

A construction used by people who may be native English speakers, but who still don't understand that "of" and "have" are different words.

Example:
I would of known the difference between "of" and "have", but I of not been educated. Of a nice day!

Would

by Cosmo S. on Feb 17, 2006 06:08:02

a person whom "you would" have sex with and a game by the same name with friends.
to expedite the process, 'would' will suffice.
however, this small game has gained massive momentum and the creative forces that be have expanded to an entire would/wood game.
Further definitions will follow.

wood if bored (particle board), wood if drunk (driftwood), cherrywood (virgin), weeping willow (flexible,athletic), redwood or teakwood (one you want to marry), laminate wood (fake tits or just fake personality), mahogany or sandalwood (addicted to money, rich), bamboo (hot, but dumb), oak (ok, but still would), maple (under 18, sticky situation) and Pop would (amazingly beautiful)
there are much more, have fun with it

Example:
example 1
two men, sitting on a dock, observe jessica alba walking by
man #2 - would!

example 2
same two men, no jessica alba
man #1 - what do you think of scarlett johanson?
man #2 - Pop Would!
man #1 - naw man, i want to marry that girl
she's redwood.
man #2 - very true

Would of

by Narkol on Nov 17, 2011 23:37:53

When an educated English Speaker intends to say "Would HAVE", they instead contract the written form to would've. Less intellectual people (read: Dumbasses) then read this and, unable to grasp the concept of abbreviation, pronounce it as "Would've". This, due to laziness, was then mutated to "Would of," whereupon Bahamut was returned to mortal flesh and mankind entered a new age of darkness, suffering and general illiteracy.

Example:
"I would of kept talking, but she asked me if I wanted to of sex."
"Would HAVE. You've doomed us to an age of darkness, suffering and general illiteracy!"
"Why don't you of a short walk off a long pier you Grammar Nazi."

would

by ElectricEel on Jan 07, 2009 12:29:51

A word used in place of the word "did" to make the sentence seem redundant and foolish.
Despite "would" being the future tense of the word "will", it's used in place of the past tensed "did", thus making the statement ridiculous.

Example:
Joey: Omg guys, I just ate like 40 taquitos.

Shayne: Hah! You would do something like that.

Joey:...

Would of

by JustPassing on Oct 15, 2012 22:35:40

Short form of would've and would have. (Uses less pixels). Usually used to annoy pedants.

Example:
I would of pointed out that the vernacular can be a legitimate form, but I have too many other things to do.

would of

by Tbett on Feb 12, 2008 22:04:14

Replacement for the proper words "would have" or abbrevited would've.

Example:
I would of called her but I didn't know her number.

would ja?

by Dirty B! on Jun 15, 2008 12:25:05

The simple question of would you bang this girl/dude? Whether smokin hot, or a big fat fatty. Plain and simple.......Would ja?

Example:
(Imagine walkin along with your boy or girl. Walkin towards you both is a descent, let's say average girl or guy. A 6 out of 10.) Out of the corner of your mouth, just enough for your friend to hear........Would Ja?

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