Zits

The best comic there is. Better than Foxtrot. Jeremy is the embodiment of modern adolescence.



Zits
Plural of the word zit.
A temporary blemish on the skin, usually caused by dirt and oil. They are filled with pus, and look like ugly bumps.
Example:
I gave him some facial cream to reduce his zits.

Her zits were very embarssing and hard to cover up with makeup.


zit-zit
Function: noun
1: Two pimples that combine to become one large-ass pimple.
2: An insult referring to a person's two pimples, which have combined to become one large-ass pimple.
Example:
Whoa, Connie! You've got a zit-zit on your nose, so you'll be called a zit-zit.


zit
A skin condition that results from having dirt or oil clogging a sweat gland or epidermal pore. These highly irritating, and unsightly formations include many types:

1. White Heads: These result when large amounts of puss build up under the surface of the skin. These are the most common type, and are the most satisfying to pop, as long as you're careful where you're aiming. These are easy to remedy, but most solutions are only temporary.

2. Black Heads: Deeply inground dirt can also clog the skin; however, unlike surface blemishes, these fester more deeply than their lighter colored cousins. They also may produce puss in addition. They are much more painful (and therefore much less fun) to pop. But, once popped, this variety will not return.

3. Ingrown Hairs: These are caused by scaredy-cat ostrich type hairs that don't like the surface, and bury their heads in the ... skin. When mashed, as other types, the hair no longer has a place to bury its head, and has to face the world ... head on.

4. Scar tissue: These are former, washed-up, "used-to-be" puss-geysers that have been dealt with improperly too many times before. THESE HAUNTINGLY FAMILIAR HAS-BEENS WILL NEVER GO AWAY!
Example:
That zit on her face is disgusting.


Latest Searches

on the back burner, HU4L, motor oil, dissapointed, Lebron James, recipe call, ise, how bout now, peddlers, ninth symphony, raag, dued, method, twinned, dummy hard, Poogus, Adam Lawton, stunting, Having a baby, transitioning, Fritz, suboptimal, a Beiber, eat for free, fighter pl, Seventeen, megatone, oldies but goodies, Neverender, lumps, simply stated, Decy Breaky, Big Tiddy Bandicoots, Bambu Mata, kaputt, epcotting, sticky situation, Art Garfunkel, unappropriate, Doomfist doomfist, Psn, Chism, DENALI, Yaaas Queen!, benee, bad lip, Gulch, happen, The committee, code black, bar crawl, Moh, floppy, asics, Davy Jones, Sussed, Poo Head, SHIRTLESS, choked up, frooty, continental treble, the mega man, Edline, Yoc likes julian, the Slone, Drunk Shit, Beaf burger, corneal, Tramp-stamp, brammied, axe that, Division, taems, begging it, I accept that, LAN to, Atem, earths, canoodling, danilo, Lacquer Boy, the british accent, the quake, 1 347 455, beyond cool, clammy hands, tazzed, ship name, Love joy, jump down, Grow a pair of tits, the rona, cummed in, no ankles, a little shit, Greatest Of All Time, Libyans!, fuxx0red, clean your room, easy tiger, Silberman, aperate, A Harry Potter, kill urself, shoe shiner, number 6, get hit on, computer illiterate, big fat dick, British Airways, george strait, cute asf, Sure bro, netflix n chill, Idk fam, The Monkey, UHP, coolant, Poopy poop poop, no ticket, Steak and BJ day, 4th dimension, hooker whore, Tharani, Genesis 4:15, Wally Way Back, Fake-ass, intwined, David Wilson, Methican Americans, FUCKING NIGGER JEW, Ipse, thujone, drummered, orat, jug, keep going, 1 fps, like that there, Glenn Danzig, Phoenix Suns, butterscotching, ensure, Floatin-Urp, TiKAL, human mood ring, white and brown, Cherry Valley, newer, rebellious, funing, mishka, complextro, alternate universe, signature, A Randy, she seems nice, Half-cocked, school shooting, logging full bore, gen gamma, some sick guy, Kennae, neverending game, the advisors, fermenting, Chapel, upta, skeered, PFP, Thug-Tivitys, eating a Taco, WERT WHIRL, Waluigi, snuck out, hung-up, Bottle it up, hot fish, the senate, night2k, born to die, Harry Potter, cul-de-sac, Smart Ass, Sadam, Gonzales, shituff, boiling water, YouTube rewind 2019, wishes, cardiac, after-effects, Jye, Tre Cool, Jap Jap Gook, the WV, fuck faces, age bracket, clout chasing, as a Jew, Zits, on the back burner, HU4L, motor oil, dissapointed, Lebron James, recipe call, ise, how bout now, peddlers, ninth symphony, raag, dued, method, twinned, dummy hard, Poogus, Adam Lawton, stunting, Having a baby, transitioning, Fritz, suboptimal, a Beiber, eat for free, fighter pl, Seventeen, megatone, oldies but goodies, Neverender, lumps, simply stated, Decy Breaky, Big Tiddy Bandicoots, Bambu Mata, kaputt, epcotting, sticky situation, Art Garfunkel, unappropriate, Doomfist doomfist, Psn, Chism, DENALI, Yaaas Queen!, benee, bad lip, Gulch, happen, The committee, code black, bar crawl, Moh, floppy, asics, Davy Jones, Sussed, Poo Head, SHIRTLESS, choked up, frooty, continental treble, the mega man, Edline, Yoc likes julian, the Slone, Drunk Shit, Beaf burger, corneal, Tramp-stamp, brammied, axe that, Division, taems, begging it, I accept that, LAN to, Atem, earths, canoodling, danilo, Lacquer Boy, the british accent, the quake, 1 347 455, beyond cool, clammy hands, tazzed, ship name, Love joy, jump down, Grow a pair of tits, the rona, cummed in, no ankles, a little shit, Greatest Of All Time, Libyans!, fuxx0red, clean your room, easy tiger, Silberman, aperate, A Harry Potter, kill urself, shoe shiner, number 6, get hit on, computer illiterate, big fat dick, British Airways, george strait, cute asf, Sure bro, netflix n chill, Idk fam, The Monkey, UHP, coolant, Poopy poop poop, no ticket, Steak and BJ day, 4th dimension, hooker whore, Tharani, Genesis 4:15, Wally Way Back, Fake-ass, intwined, David Wilson, Methican Americans, FUCKING NIGGER JEW, Ipse, thujone, drummered, orat, jug, keep going, 1 fps, like that there, Glenn Danzig, Phoenix Suns, butterscotching, ensure, Floatin-Urp, TiKAL, human mood ring, white and brown, Cherry Valley, newer, rebellious, funing, mishka, complextro, alternate universe, signature, A Randy, she seems nice, Half-cocked, school shooting, logging full bore, gen gamma, some sick guy, Kennae, neverending game, the advisors, fermenting, Chapel, upta, skeered, PFP, Thug-Tivitys, eating a Taco, WERT WHIRL, Waluigi, snuck out, hung-up, Bottle it up, hot fish, the senate, night2k, born to die, Harry Potter, cul-de-sac, Smart Ass, Sadam, Gonzales, shituff, boiling water, YouTube rewind 2019, wishes, cardiac, after-effects, Jye, Tre Cool, Jap Jap Gook, the WV, fuck faces, age bracket, clout chasing,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!