Edline

The biggest enemy of most high school students. Basically it sends an email to your parents when it updates and allows them to see all of your grades.



Edline
The worst Hell on Earth. Satan's best friend. A parent's excuse to grounding. A naked jog through a cactus mine field while on fire.

Edline is a destroyer of weekends and a crusher of souls. It replaces xbox with sponges and PS3 with mops. It tears out a kid's heart, rips it, burns it to ashes, shoves the ashes in a wooden box floatin down the river and into a jagged crevice in which it is torn apart by vampire piranha demons and eaten by carrot monkeys.

Edline SUX. It's terrible and just another excuse for teachers to ruin student's lives. So if your mom or dad has one, say goodbye to the sun and your social life because from now on, the only thing you can ever look forward to when you get home from the torturous jail cell those morons call a school is the sound of your parents' voices saying, "I was on Edline today and...."
Example:
Mom: Hi honey, how was school today?
Kid: ...eh.
Mom: Really. Well I was on Edline today and...
Kid: OH SHIZZ. *runs out the back door*


Edlin
Something strangely beautiful. Something noone can control. An Edlin lives time in its own world, and belongs to noone. Many may love an Edlin but never loved enough. An Edlin gets its energy from from the moon. You find an Edlin. treat it well, never let it go.
Example:
You find an Edlin, expect a change.


edline
1. A students worst nightmare.

2. Edline allows parents to check grades with the click of a mouse. If your parent or guardian seems upset, irritable, and is questioning you about your grades, leave your house immediately, for they have been exposed to the Edline.
Example:
Student: Hey mom and dad can I go to the movies tonight?

Mom & Dad: Uhh no. We just checked Edline and your algebra scores are unnacceptable.

Student: I hate edline.


edline
1. so basically, edline has become the most evil thing known to a kid in the Montgomery County School system (MD). child abuse has increased up to 73% because of edline.
2. a website where teachers have the pleasure to update students' grades so that parents can view anytime they need a reason to ground their kids.
Example:
Parent: OMG! YOU FAILED YOUR BIO TEST!??? -b*tch slap-
Kid: -sobs- effing edline!


Edlin
An Edlin is of Jewish descent and has a jew fro. Edlin's eat like fat people but hang out at the gym and lift way too many weights to hide their fatness. An Edlin is typically a stingy bastard who hogs the couch and the computer watching shows produced by Jews while he thinks about his Jewish entitlement and how he will graduate from Med school even though he is a dumb jock.
Example:
Wow, I cant believe the IRS Edlin'd me like that.
Look at the guy over there at KFC edlining out.
Stop being an Edlin


edline whore
when parents (especially psychotic mothers) over use the website 'edline', which is used for viewing their childrens grades. instead of sleeping with random guys to find pleasure, they spend their days on edline.
Example:
kid 1-"Do you have an edline account?"
kid 2-"Yeah, my mom sexually abuses that shit!"
kid 1- "What an edline whore."


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