arsewipe
A person who is not worth anything to you. The only thing he/she is good for is to wipe your arse onarsewipe
The correct way of spelling what Americans spell 'asswipe'.
Toilet paper.
An anoying person.
A way of describing being let down
Toilet paper.
An anoying person.
A way of describing being let down
Example:
"You stupid yank, its spelt arsewipe not asswipe."
"Gimme that newspaper mate, I need an asswipe."
"I think he's an arsewipe."
"Awwww no! That is such an arse wipe."
"You stupid yank, its spelt arsewipe not asswipe."
"Gimme that newspaper mate, I need an asswipe."
"I think he's an arsewipe."
"Awwww no! That is such an arse wipe."
arsewipe
"One who is stupid, dangerous, ignorant, or generally annoying, lazy, insensitive, callous, uncaring or just has bad breath. A person who causes friction or anger and stress among friends or strangers"
also:
One who wipes arses;
also:
The actual tissue paper used to wipe said arse;
also:
One who wipes arses;
also:
The actual tissue paper used to wipe said arse;
Example:
"That guy, he's some stunned...(as in not very bright) He's a stunned arse." - about someone who is not very bright.
"Stunned as me Arse" - someone really, really stupid
"Ya F***ing Arsewipe"...- said firmly and aggressively by a cyclist to a uncaring driver who has just cut him or her off.
"Don't be an arsewipe..." - said to your friend who won't share food, beer or smokes.
"Do it yourself, ya lazy arsewipe" - said to someone who has to to something and asks someone else to do it for them instead.
"That guy, he's some stunned...(as in not very bright) He's a stunned arse." - about someone who is not very bright.
"Stunned as me Arse" - someone really, really stupid
"Ya F***ing Arsewipe"...- said firmly and aggressively by a cyclist to a uncaring driver who has just cut him or her off.
"Don't be an arsewipe..." - said to your friend who won't share food, beer or smokes.
"Do it yourself, ya lazy arsewipe" - said to someone who has to to something and asks someone else to do it for them instead.
arsewipe
arsewipe
A term of abuse appropriate for calling a sibling in times of uncontrollable OR simply moderate rage.
See also wankstain and cwmgors.
See also wankstain and cwmgors.
arsewiper
An arsewiper is a gay man, who is the giver rather the receiver in a gay relationship. It is the act of masturbating, and at the point of cumming he will ejaculate along the length of his partners arse crack. He will then run his penis up and down the crack. This is often done by young gay men who are working up to full anal. Occasionally they may take turns.
Example:
I met a new partner last week who wanted me to roger him on our first date. He was very nervous so I settled for being an arsewiper that night.
I met a new partner last week who wanted me to roger him on our first date. He was very nervous so I settled for being an arsewiper that night.
arsewiper
when you are stuck in an arkward whilst on the toilet an "arsewiper" will be called to finish the creation started
Example:
(old man stuck on toilet whilst daughter over)
"honey i'm stuck and i haven't wiped"
"OK,LOOKS LIKE I NEED TO HELP YOU"
comes in wipes arse(arsewiper) and help out
(old man stuck on toilet whilst daughter over)
"honey i'm stuck and i haven't wiped"
"OK,LOOKS LIKE I NEED TO HELP YOU"
comes in wipes arse(arsewiper) and help out
Arsewiping Service
When someone calls in to get you to do something for them that they can easily manage themselves but can't be bothered to do it!
Example:
Call Andrex, this Micta needs the arsewiping service, they wont call up their energy company to set up their account and want us to do it!
Call Andrex, this Micta needs the arsewiping service, they wont call up their energy company to set up their account and want us to do it!
capitalist arsewipe
Someone whose world is entirely concerned with making more money and therefore obtaining more power and influence over others. Their short-term interest is personal gratification, at the expense of improving the environment, humanity and societal progression. Being conscience-free, Capitalist Arsewipes have essentially destroyed a sense of collective responsibility in society, and reduced it to a shallow, money-making circus.
Example:
The town was a community -spirited place until some Capitalist Arsewipe came along , demolished the ancient woodland, and built 10,000 houses without amenities.
The town was a community -spirited place until some Capitalist Arsewipe came along , demolished the ancient woodland, and built 10,000 houses without amenities.