Toilet paper

A sacred piece of worship material that loves ur bum and which people think will give u corona immunity (that's why they're selling out btw.)



Toilet paper
Example:
dumb middle age woman : “Hey fuck off that’s my toilet paper”
another dumb middle age
woman : “ you have a trolley full you dog
*fight over toilet paper begins*


Toilet paper
A very rare product that can only be found with in 1-5 minutes of a store opening it is often guarded by the savage kanen
Example:
Omg I got toilet paper for $100 what a deal


Toilet paper
Toilet paper is a thin paper substance that people use to wipe their booty

In these times of pandemic all people especially hoarders and karens will buy way to much

Toilet paper is even more sacred then hand sanitizer

Some believe that toilet paper will stop COVID-19 but no they are wrong
Example:
Ugh there’s Karen again with 500 rolls of toilet paper
I will wipe my booty with this toilet paper


Toilet paper
Something that has been out of stock just about everywhere this year.
Example:
example:
someone: *carries 5 bags of toilet paper out of store*
shelves: *empty*
~the next day~
*lorry comes with bags of toilet paper just as the store opens*
everyone runs into the store, grabbing all the toilet paper they can carry.
someone else: iS iT bLaCk FrIdAy?


Toilet paper
Also a holy grail for covidiots at this time. Covidiots somehow think that toilet paper is going to save them from some desease that is pretty much the cold except u cough more. And now because of them, I have to cut my paper towel in halt and give myself crack burns. Great.
Example:
Person 1: Why do you have 64 cases of toilet paper???
Covidiot: idk I don't feel safe without it I guess
Person 1: Ur messed up in the head bro


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