astronomy

the study of planets, stars, the universe e.c.t.Comes from the word Astro, which is latin for star and nomy which meens system of rules, laws, or knowledge of a particular field This word is often confused with astrology, which is the study of planets/sun/moon and how it relates to human behavhiour



Astronomy
A scientific study for those who seek to understand the intricate ways of other worlds and galaxies because they’ve given up trying to fathom the ways of this one.
Example:
"I didn’t see this coming when I left Kansas for the Windy City. At the time I was in college, Loyola University, majoring in astronomy. Why astronomy? Simple, there wasn’t anything on Earth that could motivate me enough to go to an 8 AM class on a half-way regular basis."

My Keys to Success
Published in Crosscurrents Magazine 2006


Astronomy Domine
"Astronomy Domine," composed by Syd Barrett, is the first track on Pink Floyd's 1967 album, The Piper at the Gates of Dawn. Complete with beeping, mind-blowing instrumentals, and the naming of celestial bodies, "Astronomy Domine" is an awe-inspiring example of psychedelic and space rock.
Example:
Astronomy Domine reduced her to hysterical giggling.


Astronomy Domine
"Astronomy Domine," composed by Syd Barrett, is the first track on Pink Floyd's 1967 album, The Piper at the Gates of Dawn. Complete with beeping, mind-blowing instrumentals, and the naming of celestial bodies, "Astronomy Domine" is an awe-inspiring example of psychedelic and space rock.
Example:
Astronomy Domine

Lime and limpid green
A second scene
A fight between the blue
You once knew
Floating down the sound resounds
Around the icy waters underground
Jupiter and Saturn
Oberon Miranda and Titania
Neptune Titan
Stars can frighten you

Blinding signs flap flicker flicker flicker
Blam pow pow
Stairway scare Dan Dare
Who's there?

Lime and limpid green
The sound surrounds the icy waters under
Lime and limpid green
The sound surrounds the icy waters
Underground


Astronomy Domine
One of the greatest songs of all time, made by Pink Floyd with Syd Barrett in 1967.
Example:
-Lime and limpid green, a second scene
A fight between the blue you once knew
-Those Astronomy Domine lyrics dont make any sense!
-You never did acid, did you?


Lesbian Astronomy
Noun: Generic term used to describe intellectually bankrupt, useless college courses, taught by defensive, hostile and unqualified professors that exist only because they are politically correct and students are forced to take them. Comparable to Underwater Basket Weaving, except that is mandatory and the grading is brutal.
Example:
Poor Jin - he had A's in Calculus, Organic Chemistry, Applied Physics, and Programming for Artificial Intelligence, and the poor bastard was lucky to get a C-plus in his required bullshit course - Lesbian Astronomy, or whatever.


astronomy
Example:
astrology believer: EWWW YOUR A CANDY CORN GO AWAY CAN PRICORN

astronomy believer: fuck you, astrology doesn't exist, go understand some real shit like fucking planets and not "personalities of star signs and their stars in space" or some shit

astrology believer: i dont care capri sun corn ewww cant have a life

astronomy believer: well do signs have a fucking life, dumbass? "i cant be with you your a sagger my pants tarius" "sorry that i stabbed you 34 times in the stomach! im just a scalpion!" "ew your an aquamarius, your so unsmart lol" "stop my love! im just a virgin, thats why i cheat, please!!!" "OMG! you're a piss these??? LETS BE MARRIED WE ARE COMPATIBLE OMGGGGGGGGG"


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