audience's
An army of fantastic guys, gals, and others that enjoy commencing in daily activities such as talking to
Toby, watching Toby suck at video games, and get ignored by Toby when he talks to
Justine. The Audience is generally found on a computer and/or smartphone. They stand weak alone, but their true force of
epicosity is shown in numbers
The Audience
by QuantXT on May 20, 2011 13:05:59
Example:
Audience?!
Wha?! What are you doing on Urban Dictionary
looking up The Audience? That's intelligent of you, looking yourself up like that.
Audience
by Deja Vu on Oct 14, 2005 01:49:18
Audience
by Liyah51 on Apr 20, 2018 12:12:22
audience of one
by Inoke Emptyshore on Mar 09, 2014 01:42:05
focusing our performance--what we do, say, think...
or not, so as to be
acceptable to one person, individual or
deity Example:
Early
Christians like the
Apostle Paul who would rather face death than
compromise their core faith beliefs, lived their lives for an audience of one.
Oprah audience
by velvet67 on Jul 31, 2009 16:26:49
Mind-controlled, trained fawning seals who are in a constant state of rapture, hysteria and
wet panties even before Oprah comes on stage. They're trained to laugh on cue like insane morons at everything she says or does no matter what, sometimes even before she says or does anything. Human
canned laughter. Episodes of "
Oprah's Favourite Things" are truly frightening to watch. The insanity levels are shocking. Get out of their way! Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience
Example:
Oprah will say "Um...." and the audience is
hysterical. She
scratches her arm and they have an orgasm. Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience
Audience typing
by RoninRogue on Jul 15, 2010 16:01:39
When a person's typing abilities
degrade when they must type in front of others, leading to misspelled words,
improper capitalisation and most likely resulting in
blushing.
Worse if that other person is an older relative or someone you respect.
Example:
Father asks, "Put
Manchester United into Google there for me"
Son, "Sure"
Results in - "Manchetser
UNited" being typed into Google.
This serves as a prime example of 'Audience typing'
in action.
Cock Audience
by Sluper Sooth on Jan 20, 2011 05:55:45
This occurs when
two people are having sexual intercourse and continue to do so even though a
third person walks in. The two people participating in intercourse are now being cock audienced by
the third individual.
Masturbation Audience
by ZingleZee on Nov 19, 2019 13:42:43
a 'masturbation audience' is an event where a speaker will dramatically retell the most
jarring parts of a story in order to
incite intense excitement and emotion in their audience without
delving into the wider and deeper context which grounds the story
Modern Audience
by phv333 on Aug 21, 2023 16:10:00
Example:
Did you see the new
Saints Row reboot? The devs said it caters to modern sensibilities and will appeal to a
modern audience hence neutering everything the series stood for. What an awesome idea!
Narrator in
Morgan Freeman voice: The game flopped.