audience's Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

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An army of fantastic guys, gals, and others that enjoy commencing in daily activities such as talking to Toby, watching Toby suck at video games, and get ignored by Toby when he talks to Justine. The Audience is generally found on a computer and/or smartphone. They stand weak alone, but their true force of epicosity is shown in numbers

The Audience

by QuantXT on May 20, 2011 13:05:59

The people watching from the other side of Famous You-Tuber Toby Turner's iPhone.

Example:
Audience?! Wha?! What are you doing on Urban Dictionary looking up The Audience? That's intelligent of you, looking yourself up like that.

Audience

by Deja Vu on Oct 14, 2005 01:49:18

A phrase you use when you walk into a room and everybody is staring in your grill.

Example:
I walked into the room and the audience began to gossip.

Audience

by Liyah51 on Apr 20, 2018 12:12:22

a group of people or dogs watching a show is a audience.

Example:
Girl 1 hey being the audience is fun you get to clap.

Girl 2 yeah being the audience is fun.

audience of one

by Inoke Emptyshore on Mar 09, 2014 01:42:05

focusing our performance--what we do, say, think... or not, so as to be acceptable to one person, individual or deity

Example:
Early Christians like the Apostle Paul who would rather face death than compromise their core faith beliefs, lived their lives for an audience of one.

Oprah audience

by velvet67 on Jul 31, 2009 16:26:49

Mind-controlled, trained fawning seals who are in a constant state of rapture, hysteria and wet panties even before Oprah comes on stage. They're trained to laugh on cue like insane morons at everything she says or does no matter what, sometimes even before she says or does anything. Human canned laughter. Episodes of "Oprah's Favourite Things" are truly frightening to watch. The insanity levels are shocking. Get out of their way! Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience

Example:
Oprah will say "Um...." and the audience is hysterical. She scratches her arm and they have an orgasm. Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience

Audience typing

by RoninRogue on Jul 15, 2010 16:01:39

When a person's typing abilities degrade when they must type in front of others, leading to misspelled words, improper capitalisation and most likely resulting in blushing.

Worse if that other person is an older relative or someone you respect.

Example:
Father asks, "Put Manchester United into Google there for me"

Son, "Sure"

Results in - "Manchetser UNited" being typed into Google.

This serves as a prime example of 'Audience typing' in action.

Cock Audience

by Sluper Sooth on Jan 20, 2011 05:55:45

This occurs when two people are having sexual intercourse and continue to do so even though a third person walks in. The two people participating in intercourse are now being cock audienced by the third individual.

Example:
Dude, my roommate totally cock audienced me last night

serial audience

by Eternally Happy child on Feb 28, 2018 21:47:41

People who unintentually recieve a message that was not intended for them. Or they recieve a message indirectly.

Example:
Marlena recieved an email from John to show him how bad the spelling is in an email. He is a serial audience because the point of the email was not ment foe him.

Modern Audience

by phv333 on Aug 21, 2023 16:10:00

An euphemism for progressive audience in entertainment. Usually used when talking about Hollywood or West game development.

Example:
Did you see the new Saints Row reboot? The devs said it caters to modern sensibilities and will appeal to a modern audience hence neutering everything the series stood for. What an awesome idea!

Narrator in Morgan Freeman voice: The game flopped.

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