balke
Example:
he is so balke!
he is so balke!
Balk
When, in sexual intercourse, one makes a wrong move, ie, a slap on the ass, and the partner is appauled. They then stop all ensuing action.
Balked
Example:
Example Larry was trying to hook up with that girl the other weekend but he was balked because he has no game.
Example Larry was trying to hook up with that girl the other weekend but he was balked because he has no game.
Female Balk
The act in which a female deceives a male target in order to draw attention. The penalty of such a balk, like that of a balk by a pitcher in baseball, shall be the awarding of the next "base" to the male.
Example:
"Dude I met an 8 at the bar, but when I took her home and reached up her shirt, I found out her bra was 4 1/2" thick. I immediately called her female balk and was entitled to a dry handy."
"I reached into her pants and started to touch her clit, but she wouldn't let me go any further. Turns out she was on her period, as if she didn't know this when I met her at the bar. BALK! I was immediately awarded her mouth."
"Dude I met an 8 at the bar, but when I took her home and reached up her shirt, I found out her bra was 4 1/2" thick. I immediately called her female balk and was entitled to a dry handy."
"I reached into her pants and started to touch her clit, but she wouldn't let me go any further. Turns out she was on her period, as if she didn't know this when I met her at the bar. BALK! I was immediately awarded her mouth."
Scone-balking
To offer to bring treats for one group of people, only to then give them to another group of people in spite.
Example:
Jason said he was bringing scones for his crew at work but they didn’t know he was scone-balking.
Jason said he was bringing scones for his crew at work but they didn’t know he was scone-balking.
Writer's balk
Similar to writer's block, a writer is mentally incapacitated from writing. However, the incapacitation stems from lack of willpower or lack of interest/enthusiasm in the actual project, rather than a lack of imagination or creativity. Is often paired with, though not necessarily a part of, procrastination. Can be used as a verb (i.e., writer's balking, writer's balked).
Example:
1: Hey, did you start that essay that 3 assigned you?
2: No. Writer's balk. It's a shitty subject to talk about. I don't like writing about it.
3: What's keeping 5 from finishing the review?
4: She writer's balked because the movie is that awful.
3: Do I have to finish it?
4: Yeah.
1: Hey, did you start that essay that 3 assigned you?
2: No. Writer's balk. It's a shitty subject to talk about. I don't like writing about it.
3: What's keeping 5 from finishing the review?
4: She writer's balked because the movie is that awful.
3: Do I have to finish it?
4: Yeah.
Shit Balk
When you start heading to the bathroom to take a shit, but realize you are not ready to make a deposit.
Example:
Dave was on his way to use the cadillac stall when he shit balked. He went back to his desk to grab the paper.
Dave was on his way to use the cadillac stall when he shit balked. He went back to his desk to grab the paper.
balk-off
A game-ending illegal move by a pitcher in a tie game, last inning, home team at the plate and a runner on 3rd.
Example:
The Mets suck
They really suck - their pitcher just balked
Braves win! Braves Win!
It's a Balk-off!
The Mets suck
They really suck - their pitcher just balked
Braves win! Braves Win!
It's a Balk-off!