lay-lay

If you're on a lay-lay, you're just relaxing, doing nothing.



lay lay
taking a long time to perform arbitary tasks
Example:
when JR says he will be 10 mins and because he is a lay lay he will not be there in 10 mins


lay lay
A terrible illness, sentencing the sufferer to a general inability to commit to a communal plan due to poor time keeping.

The main symptoms include thinking that any period of time is only '10 minutes bruv,' and that significant distances of many, many miles can be covered in a matter of minutes whilst driving.

Another terrible side effect is the instant mental formation of overseas relatives, who either need or needed to be collected from a local airport, to attempt to excuse their behaviour.

The word has its roots in north west london and has significant lineage in the formation of the phrases 'larry longtings'& 'quackyquicktings'.

It is also widely accepted in footballing circles, as 'Claude Mak-a-lay lay' in honour of the Paris St Germain and French international midfielder.

Damn, I have a lot of spare time today...
Example:
why are we still here blud?,

mans are on a long ting, we're waiting on(insert name, you know who you are...)

lay lay?, best bill another zoot then...


E-lay (Net-lay)
This refers to sex procured through the use of the internet. Going online, communicating with like-minded adult(s) and eventually, having sex. No money is exchanged between the individuals. It doesn't matter if you pay to join the site or just use it for free (you have much more access when you pay).
Example:
I have been chatting onine with this chick for months. Well, we finally met and did it almost right away. That was my first e-lay (net-lay) and I am looking forward to more.


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