You know what I mean

That person doesnt even know what they mean



If you know what I mean
A common phrase, that if added to the end of any simple sentance, can make it sound dirty.
Example:
I'm gonna go scuba diving tonight, if you know what I mean.

I'm gonna make the bed, if you know what I mean.

We paid the bills the other day, if you know what I mean.


you know what I mean?
Phrase used by the inarticulate and dimwitted as a comma and to buy time and cover their lack of knowledge of a subject on which they have decided to speak and the resulting insecurity this engenders.

It is particularly irritating in sportspeople, presenters and commentators as they are paid way in excess of the average salary of their audience precisley to tell them what it is they mean. The unspoken assumption is that the audience are already well aware of the 'gem of wisdom' or 'fact' (or see cliche) imparted by the 'expert' and that there really is no need to pay him or her £5000 an episode to provide such insightless insights.
Example:
Well, burumble balarumbler schumacher clam clam diddly pitstop gloomer. Knowarramean?


if you know what i mean
Added to the end of a sentence to make it sound dirty ... hinting towards a possible sexual meaning.
Example:
John - Dude you got an A in calculus!!!
Mike - Yeah its the result of some one on one tutoring with Ms Claudia if you know what I mean


IF! you know what i mean
an innuendo meaning something sexual or bad... but not
Example:
Teacher: okay give me that piece of wood right there
Student: OHHHh ill give you that piece of wood.... IF! you know what i mean

Teacher to Student: your report came up a little short....IF! you know what i mean


if you know what i mean
When added to the end of a sentence makes the reader/listener look for a second meaning.

Also used to provoke confusion when there is no second meaning.
Example:
You can add "if you know what i mean" to the end of the sentence to make the reader look for a second meaning, if you know what i mean.


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