barnes and noble
1:
Satan's asshole, usually only to employees.2: A place for insane individuals with foot fetishes and drooling problems to congregate.3: A store that quickly turns genuinely nice employees into miserable bastards due to horrible pay, horrible management, and that
god awful "do you have a membership?" question. 4:
Evidently a library since, more often than not, customers don't actually BUY books.
The Barns and Noble
by MaXPuFZ on Aug 20, 2016 15:23:08
Process to obtain revenge on someone who has damaged your life in a major way. First visit barns and
noble's magazine section remove as many of the loose subscription cards as you can carry. Fill in the targets name address ect..
rubber stamp is best. Check the boxes for 2 year subscription and bill me. Drop them in the post office drive up
drop box. Do this for 100 cards once a week until you feel better. For extra credit look for depends adult diaper ads they have free samples coupons send as many of these as possible. Good luck
Example:
That bitch filled a
false police report , so i gave her. The Barns and Noble.
Barnes and Noble
by Dinah S. on Apr 16, 2007 17:36:11
A soul-sucking corporate
bookstore. Employees are nice, to an extent, but the higher you go in the company, the less smiles.
Employees must:
1. Always bug you to buy a Member Discount Card.
2. Walk you to every book.
They have a large selection of books, but only on certain subjects. Their website has a far better range of books. Their largest competetor is Borders.
CD's and
DVD's are overpriced.
Example:
Excuse me, can you help me find a book.
It was on that table and it had a blue cover.
'Do you have a Barnes and Noble Member
Card?'
Barnes and Noble
by uberalles on Dec 03, 2004 10:41:14
A store that sells over
priced books, And gives its self all the credit for wide spread reading in america in the
20th century, in its employee
manual.
Barnes and Noble
by Dizzle72 on Jul 14, 2011 12:59:37
Synonymous with the action of
dropping a deuce due to the fact that the Barnes and Noble bathrooms are so well kept up that the famed
bookstore is the place to go if one ever needs to
pinch a loaf in public.
Barnes and Noble
by 1-2-buckle my shoe on Apr 29, 2023 09:20:37
A place that will wait until you’
ve found something you like, and then make you need
to shit violently. You also will not be able to locate the bathroom.
Example:
“Hey dude! Come look at this book on the 34th rule of
the inter—
ah fuck I really need
to shit hold on”
“I swear man everyone always needs to shit when they go in Barnes and Noble”
Barnes and Nobles
by alfonsothepirate on Feb 15, 2008 12:37:56
Example:
Jim: "Hey, Ted, i was thinking about going to a Barnes and Nobles to get some
Choose Your Own Adventure books."
Ted: "Do you want to go to the one off of Central or the one down by
Alice's place?"
Jim: "No, i was thinking about going to the Borders where the movie theater used to be"
Ted: "Really? I didn't know there was
a Starbucks in there."
Barnes and Noble Restroom
by Overlord of Ducks on Apr 06, 2021 14:06:20
A restroom where you walk in and there’s this guy in there on the phone talking about eating
a Starbucks sandwich while on the toilet, so you cough to let him know your in there and he hangs up but then immediately answers another
phone call (which kind of defeats the purpose but whatever) and says “hey is Richie still in jail? Can they trace it back to me” and the girl on the phone says “how the fuck should I know Jared?” And he says “I remember our history together how do I know I can trust you” and she says “I’m a lot of things Jared but a liar isn’t one of them” and he says “
I CANT GO BACK TO JAIL” and then you just give up and slowly back out of the restroom
Example:
“
Hey Ben I heard a lot of
commotion go on in the Barnes and Noble Restroom are you ok?” “Yeah
I’m fine I found a Starbucks sandwich in there so I’m no longer hungry”
Barnes Y Nobles
by El Whys'ass on Feb 10, 2011 23:25:06
Example:
42 Yr old loser 1) Hey Bro, where could I find a good Surf
Mag without
going all the way to the grocery store?
41 Yr old loser 2) Dude! Barnes Y Nobles Bro, Where else would we go?
Barnes & Nobles
by anothernewnamei'lluseonce on Nov 26, 2009 07:30:39
Example:
Illiterate Person: "Hey, you wanna go to Barnes & Nobles later?"
Educated Person: "Why would you want to
go there? It's obvious you can't read because you
called it Barnes & Nobles."