beach ball

a condition, commonly contracted at the beach, in which a male has sand on his testicles, very uncomfortable



beach balled
When a wayward OS X application freezes up and the spinning rainbow beach ball appears in lieu of your mouse cursor. A vast improvement over OS 9 app crashes, which would bring down your whole system, although still annoying.
Example:
Man, this flash heavy web page just beach balled Safari, time for a force quit.


Beach Balls
a condition that causes shrinkage of a man's testicles when exposed to cold water, especially common at the beach. also called, pool balls, hairy walnut, or salt-water nuts. always a source of great laughter.
Example:
did you hook up with that beach bunny?

no way possible after she saw the beach balls. she just couldn't stop laughing long enough to be serious.


Beach ball speech
Any (usually political) subject which, when mentioned by the speaker, causes them to move their hands up and down while talking, as if they were holding an invisible beach ball. Also known as Watermelon politics.
Example:
I really enjoyed the Obama V McCain debate last night, but there was a lot of beach ball speech, too.


Sharp as a Beach Ball
Not too bright and certainly not sharp!
Usefully juxtaposed to something really sharp.
The opposite of "sharp as a razor" - clearcut and incisive.
Example:
That guy is as sharp as a beach ball - he didn't even realise the girls were teasing him when they fell on the floor laughing! He was well taken in!


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