shrinkage

What happens to a man's penis in cold water. Often a result of cold showers, swimming pools, or the ocean. Very embarrassing.



shrinkage
What happens to your pecker in cold water. From a Seinfeld episode.
Example:
"Lorena, I don't really have a needle dick. I just got out of the pool!"
"Here, let me cut it off with these nail scissors,"


shrinkage
When a penis shrinks due tobeing exposed to cold weather. The pensis can become very small in comparison to normal, room temperature size. Highly unpleasent sight for an male.
Example:
I got in from the cold, went to the toilet, and when I unzipped I saw the shrinkage on my penis.


shrinkage
When the male penis get really small and shrinks in size because that dumbass is walkin in the freezing temperature, freezing his ass off. He should at least wear some layers if thats gonna happen everytime hes fuckin cold. No bitch wants to go near a fuckin penis thats had shrinkage!!!
Example:
Patrick should wear some damn pants if his penis is gonna get that small uz ain't nobody sleepin with that thing tonight!!


Shrinkage
Shrinkage is a phenomena of epic loss of proportion to male genitalia when exposed to sudden or extreme drop in temperature causing them to " shrink " or disappear all together for a short period.
Example:
I fell through the ice at the lake just now and got a major case of " shrinkage " going on!!


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