the gladiator

The act of wearing the best mascot costume known to man. A responsibility held only by the few and the brave.



Gladiator
1. noun. What people are when they are in the zone or doing very well in a competitive event.

2. adj. To show something is incredibly awesome

3. verb. Dominate a competitive event

synonyms - boss, pro, animal, bad ass, BAMF, beast

usage allowed for all nerds, jock, and the rest of the spectrum.
Example:
1. John is a total gladiator at this!

2. Dang man, that's a gladiator science project!

3. Frank said he's 'bout to go all gladiator up in here.


gladiator
A ridley scott directed masterpiece of a movie that won best picture for the year 2000. (Starring Russell Crowe and Joaquin Phoenix) Plot Outline: When a Roman general is betrayed and his family murdered by a corrupt prince, he comes to Rome as a gladiator to seek revenge.
Example:
Mike- "Did you see Gladiator last night"
Kevin- "Yeah, it was amazing!!"


The gladiator
This is where you take your pork sword (penis) place it along the victims nose and then, place you two chucky eggs (balls) in the victims eyes, thrust creating the gladiators helmet. Enjoy
Example:
Whilst my mate was asleep I have him a gladiator and snap chatted it to all our friends. The gladiator


gladiator
It is a prank you play at a party. When someone falls asleep at a party, you place your testicles in their eye sockets and lay your dick gently along their nose so it looks like a gladiator helmet.

Then you wake them up.
Example:
I woke up and someone was giving me the gladiator.


The Gladiator
After an intense fucking of the ass you tell your woman to stay bent over because you are getting a drink of water (so she thinks), during your "water break" you lube up your arm and make your arm stiff like a gladiator with his sword, you then propose to run at your woman yelling SPARTACUS!!! and shove your arm in their ass.
Example:
Lloyd: Dude last night Sally thought i was getting water and i gave her THE GLADIATOR!!!


gladiator
Ruthless savage attacking all females. Takes all challenges regardless of size or age. Has no shame and finds his task glorious.
Example:
When the gladiator walks into the arena (party or bar full of females) he is on the prowl.
Dude did you see that land beast John nailed last night? Yeah what a gladiator!


Gladiator
The sexual process where a female is in the act of double penetration, and upon the males' climaxing, they pull out and ejaculate across the female's face. Afterwards, one male, whilst looking down at the now semen-crossed face yells to her, "Are you not entertained?! ARE YOU NOT EN-TER-TAINED?!!!!"

The crossing motion resembles the scene of Gladiator where Russell Crowe takes the two swords and cuts of the opponent's head. This whole process may also be accompanied by the other male kneeling down, picking up a handful of dirt and/or sand, and letting it fall through his fist, into the wind.
Example:
<splooge>

Male1: Are you not entertained?! ARE YOU NOT EN-TER-TAINED?!!!!!
Male2:
Female: Yes, very much so. I always love getting the Gladiator.


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