bertie Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

bertie

To throw up/vomit/be sick.Often but not specifically after consuming large quantities of alcohol.

bertie

by ebuygum on Apr 22, 2009 18:28:01

A derogaratory name for a homosexual/s usually linked to actors.

Reputed by John Sessions on an episode of QI to have come from a conversation he had with either Alec Guinness or Laurence Olivier?? with regards to a theatre company he had either worked with or was advising him (JS) to avoid.

Example:
(1) I've been offered the role of Hamlet at Sadlers wells

(2) Who with?

(1) the SDT

(2) oh they're an absolute fleet of bertie's

bertie

by Markmcmcmc on Oct 01, 2007 22:06:53

A Extra Large Poo that takes several flushes to get rid of.
A huge log, that sometimes has to be broken in half before it disappears.

Example:
Ive just done a "bertie" or whos left a "bertie"

bertie

by Ryan_m3 on Oct 20, 2007 01:32:38

A Grass after the london Gangster Bertie Smalls

Example:
Don't bring tom he's a bertie

bertie

by Chris Hume on Dec 24, 2003 19:32:16

Really couldn't give a damn

Example:
'George Bush is coming to London'
'Bertie'

bertie

by will11 on Jun 10, 2005 21:43:13

noun, used for part of anatomy observed by others when one is bending over and one's trousers (often jeans) slide down the hips to reveal the upper region of one's ass cleavage.
abrev. for 'Bertie Buttcrack'

Example:
Izzy bent over & showed us all her Bertie.

bertie

by goldigga111222 on Nov 29, 2010 02:02:43

fingering a girl up the ass hole then licking it in portugal

Example:
bertie goes to portugal

bertie

by don't care? on Jan 29, 2008 07:52:57

Someone who makes up farfetched stories and events which ‘happened to him’
When confronted about this he will get very stressed and insist the event did happen, if you still say it didn’t he will go on to be abusive.

Someone who falls in love every 5 minutes with miscellaneous girls over the internet having not met them, or even spoken to them for long.

A user.

Someone who has their head so far up their own arse they cannot see the light, yet continue munching on their own shit until they believe it.

Someone who insists they are fit and awesome at life; yet could do with losing a few pounds and learning to spell properly.

Someone who likes to believe they have a large female 'fan base' and are quite simply 'the sex'. Yet, unknown to him most girls think he is a total twat.

Example:
guy: "omg mate i got mugged twice today, then hit by a car and stabbed"
mate: "dude, stop being such a bertie"

lad: "i dont know what to do!! i have all these girls after me, who shall i choose? they all think im so hawt!"
girl: "right...you're such a bertie!"

*who in their right mind would find him in the slightest attractive? arrogant cocky bastard, he's such a bertie*

Berty

by Rae$ on Dec 12, 2016 02:49:34

The alcoholic demon that possesses Rebeccah when she drinks too much. This alter ego gives no fucks. Berty will dance, laugh,talk to strangers and make you brush her hair, but she will steal your heart with her punny jokes. Berty will also leave behind a maroon jenky comb, which is said to represent the soul of the once innocent "Rebeccah". Berty also likes to do the cupid shuffle and sit on fully loaded pistols. Although a demon, Berty means well, but beware: Berty is like a gremlin: Do not feed or water after midnight.

Example:
Brooke: "Is that Rebeccah or Berty?"

Raeann: "She just told someone that they dropped their pocket.. definitely Berty."

Brooke: "Oh no, Berty's on the loose, no one is safe"

Bertis

by jamanfued on Apr 25, 2011 11:51:20

Usually one cool motha-fucka. He is usually a dark eyed, dark haired, tanned skinned, muscular man. They are usually really sweet and chill guys but, they can kick ass when its needed and they hardly lose. A Bertis can drive the sexiest girls wild, and shows them a good time. He is very flirtatious but once in a relationship, that girl is the only one for him. If you get one, keep em.

Example:
Look at that Bertis
Bertis is just a great guy and a good friend

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