earbud
That annoying piece of shit rubber that penetrates your ears. The bass explodes loudly with the earbud/s (can be used plurally).Earbuds
earbudding
earbuds
Example:
broke person : yo do you know where i can buy some earbuds
person with airpods : sorry man i dont speak broke
broke person : yo do you know where i can buy some earbuds
person with airpods : sorry man i dont speak broke
Rat earbuds
Rat earbuds are earbuds made from a pair of ears off a dead rat's carcass, along with some spare wire. The ears of the rat function as the buds that go in your ears, while the wire functions as the cord and aux plug. Not as good as normal ear buds, but will do in a pinch.
Crafting requirements:
x2 severed rat ears
x1 spare wiring
x1 salvaged aux plug
Crafting requirements:
x2 severed rat ears
x1 spare wiring
x1 salvaged aux plug
Example:
Johnny broke his air pods and didn't have the money for a new pair so he fashioned himself a pair of rat earbuds for now until he gets paid on Friday.
Johnny broke his air pods and didn't have the money for a new pair so he fashioned himself a pair of rat earbuds for now until he gets paid on Friday.
The Earbud Theory
Boys that wear earbuds are automatically less toxic and more sweet than those that wear airpods. They are usually softer and kinder because they don’t necessarily care about things in the material world. Sources say it’s 100% scientifically factual.
Example:
“Look at that kid wearing earbuds, he’s so sweet!” “Yeah, he’s a great example of The Earbud Theory”
“Look at that kid wearing earbuds, he’s so sweet!” “Yeah, he’s a great example of The Earbud Theory”
Earbud Ache
When you use the shitty buds that apple gives you and it stretches out the inside of your ears to fit in place. Thus causing the ear ache.
Example:
Dude one: Shit man! What happend to your ears?!?!
Dude two: What?!?!?!
Dude one: Their all deformed!!!!!!
Dude two: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!
Dude one: Shit man. You're gonna have one hell of an earbud ache.
Dude one: Shit man! What happend to your ears?!?!
Dude two: What?!?!?!
Dude one: Their all deformed!!!!!!
Dude two: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!
Dude one: Shit man. You're gonna have one hell of an earbud ache.
earbud reflex
the amount of time it takes to react to something; usually slowed by the noise-canceling effect of wearing earbuds.
Example:
guy 1: hey dude, i'm gonna totally pants Will over there, he totally won't hear it coming sinse he's wearing earphones.
guy 2: nawww dude, Will has some serious earbud reflex, don't even try it.
guy 1: hey dude, i'm gonna totally pants Will over there, he totally won't hear it coming sinse he's wearing earphones.
guy 2: nawww dude, Will has some serious earbud reflex, don't even try it.